What will happen when Steve Jobs steps down as chairmen? ONly one way to know. Gizmodo has made a Choose Your Own Adventure. Feel free to use the forward and backward arrows to explore all the options. Fun!
LINK: Gizmodo.
Shoot the sheep with tranquilizers as soon as they break from the herd to find out how fast you are. Me, having missed one completely (I’ve got the TV on in the background - yay, day off!) I’m a sluggish snail. How’d you do?
LINK: Reactionv5.
Sorry to leave you hanging yesterday, but 24 hours after Jakemas I’m still struggling… a good White Russian will do that.
We started about 8, didn’t break up till just before dawn and, as is often the case, a party isn’t a party until someone finds the prop bins:
A special thanks to everyone who made it, especially my new Facebook/Twitter friends. I’ll be posting the complete set (all 64 or so portraits after the edit) to Facebook later on today.
Have you tried an Etch-A-Sketch? The man must have wheels for fingers… or somesuch… these clumsy hooves couldn’t crank out a picture. Regardless, Christoph Brown will happily do your portrait for just $175. Send him a picture, he’ll send you the Sketch, frozen and fixed for all eternity. How fun is that?
LINK: Etchu.
Pick a sweater (or sweater/vest combo). Decorate. Upload your face, and send. Consider it your last bit of xmas fun before the gift-return-athon kicks into high-gear.
LINK: Myholidaysweater.
Meet the Jingle Cats. Always a crowd pleaser.
NOTE: One of my resolutions in the new year is stop rushing the uploads in the new year. I’m pretty sure this resolution will fix the resolution.
Powder snow + face = fun! Why wast the opportunity by laying down in the stuff and shaking it all around. Instead, gently press your features into any surface with at least a few inches on it (in this case, cars windshields and hoods) and—bingo—it’s like those box-of-needle, executive desk toys only better!
LINK: Trendhunter.
Sure, I always knew farts were fun (hell, it’s like God built a comedian into your backside) but did you know the bad air going out could bring major cash in? It seems the top top fart app for the iPhone squeezes out nearly $10,000 PER DAY. What the crap? Check the full story after the jump, then it’s time to get crankin’.
LINK: Venturebeat.
It’s official, the fat man has started his journey… following along in real time thank to NORAD and Google. Sure, it’s only at a map level, but take it from personal experience, that’s as close as you want to get pre-gift-drop. The guy is kind of a dick.
LINKS: Noradsanta and TMI.
I know I know, it hardly feels like the holidays without snow. The weather can’t always be counted on to do the right thing, so I’ve taken to making my own.
Why’s it always got to be a white Christmas?
LINK: ColorMeKatie.
10 words I find fun: kerfuffle, whippersnapper, nipple, discombobulated, grommet, condiments, spork, floozy, boa, and dogapult ... more »
Pick up someone else's camera.
Let your face get completely slack.
Shake hard.
Flash.
Wait for it to be found.
Smile.
The next time someone picks you up in their car - say a friend or family member - climb in the back, right-hand seat, leaving the front passenger seat empty. With a straight face, tell 'em where to. It's a little game I call "Chauffeur." Fun.
Write the letters "B" and "R" on a one-dollar bill. Tuck your boner anywhere you please. Pull it out when least expected for maximum effect.
For this one, you need to be in the back of a car.
And you can't be the only one there.
first, let your body go limp (it helps to imagine you've actually got no bones).
Next, undo you're seatbelt.
Now play Jello.
The fun starts midway through the first turn one.
On a hot day, few things beat "stinky ice cream":
While eating with a friend, ask if their's smells funny too.
When they go in for a whiff, give the old elbow a little bump.
Not too hard, just enough to powder their nose.
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