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A golden light-switch remote (lights on, lights off) in a handsome Lucite box. Could anything be funner?

Have you seen The Gift Guide? Every day from now until Xmas we’ll be adding new stuff…
Is that what I think it is; flaming robot legs pushing a shopping cart down the street while passers by pass by without so much as a glance? Yup. I’ve been watching it twice a day for the past few days and I’m still smiling.
LINK: Gizmogarden.

Whatalovelyname.com let you explore names by attribute, gender, country, and occupation. I always thought maybe I should’ve been an Anselmo… and now I know. Who should you have been?
LINK: Whatalovelyname.
You are an octopus collecting shells and avoiding rocks. These are the most pleasing animations. Eventually it gets shooty-er; this is the truth. Click the pic to get the game; that is the way.
“What’s in the box?”
“Pain.” He felt increased tingling in his hand, pressed his lips tightly together. How could this be a test? he wondered. The tingling became an itch… The itch became the faintest burning… It mounted slowly: heat upon heat upon heat… . The burning! The burning! He thought he could feel skin curling black on that agonized hand, the flesh crisping and dropping away until only charred bones remained.
According to Instructables, that quote from Dune pretty much sums up the joys of getting a laser tattoo. I’m still undeterred. It was that same curiosity that led me to getting the soles of my feet tattood (and the black-light tattoos on my wrists). As always, Instructables has the how-to (there’s more to it than just “grin and bear it” you’ve got figure out how deep to let the thing cut and how to subvert and any all safety settings), I’m still on the lookout for the laser-etching machine. Anyone got a good lead? Let me know.
LINK: Instructables.
Do you remember that scene from Hook where Peter Pan has a rainbow food fight? You don’t have to be a lost boy to eat rainbow food. Just add food coloring to anything… better yet, add food coloring to everything! But I warn you, it’s hard to chew when you can’t stop smiling.


LINK: Colormekatie.

Quick: What do pole dancers and eco-friendly messaging have in common? I know, I know, The PoleRiders, a gang of girls (the scantily clad “Veloettes”) and a guy with a bike with a platform with a pole and speakers in the middle, bent on “raising awareness of the immense potential of pedal power and the imagination and to unite two great things that are even better together: bicycles and pole dancers.” The NY Post calls it flesh peddling. We call it fun.
LINK: Poleriders via NYPost.
Zoomdoggle was lucky enough to have an intern for a couple of days, and he was kind enough to make us a gift guide. Still, this is very much a work in progress. We’ll be adding to it right up until the big day…
Before you go owning up to your mistakes, try the Instant Excuse ball, it may keep you from getting in a whole mess of trouble.

Gun shaped TV remote control? Fun!

This banana cell phone cover from Nanaco will no doubt crack you up! A hilarious way to keep in touch with friends and attract curious stares!

iKaraoke sends the music from your iPod to your stereo minus the lead vocals, so you can step up to the mic and sing the lead in your favorite tunes!

Youdoodoll is the first ever make your own mini-me kit! You can create a youdoodoll of yourself, your boyfriend, girlfriend, mum or dad, siblings or anyone! The youdoodoll is the most unique creative novelty gift you can give to someone for their birthday, christmas, or just because you want to give them a cool funky present!

The Urban Dictionary 2009 Calendar culls from the phenomenally popular Urbandictionary.com. Easily one of the funniest, wittiest, and most provocative blank-of-the-day things you’ll see this season.

Stainless steel handles; these puppies break down to half their size for travel!

Coby 1.5-Inch Digital Photo Keychain - holds 60 photos. How fun is that?

This sweet toy which works kind of like Tamagochi, but better. How? Instead of digital pet, there’s a stick man live in the cube. Each stick man in each cube has different behaviors, but when they are connected together, the folks in each cube will start interacting to each other!

Set of 6 Shammy Shamwow Towels with more suction than your mother-in-law’s, well, you get the idea.

This game contains essential stress relieving equipment: 2 giant inflatable boxing gloves and a booklet containing “10 Great Ways to Reduce Office Stress”. Use the gloves to create a harmless Office Fight Club or use as an office pillow - the choice is yours!

The Borat Mankini: The greatest innovation in men’s fashion since sliced bread!

Grow a tadpole into a frog. What will they think of next?

Did you know you can now buy vintage nintendo games consoles on Amazon? Did you know how hard dudes love them?

This awesome card/photo holder works needs no batteries as the warm, bright rays of the sun energizes him.

Fold it yourself, a mini Boom Box stereo for your iPod or other MP3 player. Complete with real, fully working and amplified speakers!

Radio controlled sumo wrestling game.

Ultralight Sheer Jersey T-shirt, made with a temperature sensitive pigment that changes between two colors - one when cold, one when warm. We know what you’re thinking, “What’s so fun about that?” Simply put, we’re pretty sure a guy with a mustache had sex with a lithe young girl somewhere in the process.

Forgot to buy someone something? Buy them this!

It’s a cold, cold world. Don’t let that stop you from reading a book or cuddling up with a lap-top.

EZ-Find® is a patented system that consists of a hand-held transmitter with a microchip and an LCD screen. This “finder” unit can keep track of 25 easily misplaced items. Losing things isn’t fun.

iCarta Stereo Dock lets you enjoy your iPod in the most important room in your home–the bathroom!

Evil? Awesome? Fun? Sometimes it’s all the same.

True single share ownership entitles shareholder to declared dividends, annual reports. Framed with engraved personalized plaque and Hef’s printed signature.

Use it to bring an understated touch of science and precision to your bedroom while having more fun than you ever thought possible with a clock. EDITORS NOTE: Last year I bought these for everyone I know. Really. Nine sets, no complaints.

Like a brew super-adventure this design is the star in our collection of outstanding beer gift baskets and will delight anyone who enjoys an ice-cold beer!

The Ambient Umbrella lets you know when rain or snow is in the forecast by illuminating its handle.

This BOMB ALARM CLOCK features a glowing red LED display and when the alarm is due to go off, starts to count down with an ominous ‘tick tock’ sound that gives you enough time to defuse it if you’re awake enough.

New 8GB. What you know about that?

Receiving information from the online world doesn’t have to be limited to a monitor anymore! Just connect your Nabaztag to your PC and you’ll have a pet that reads your news headlines, tracks stocks for you, even tells you how the traffic and weather are doing.

Watch your TV anywhere through the internet. It can even beam it to your cell phone. Amazing.

Live out your fantasies Playstation 3-style.

A watch with 1GB storage, and USB port. That’s some James Bond-style fun.

Apple TV turns your living room into an on-demand movie theater. With a few clicks of the remote, you can rent HD movies from the same place you watch them — your widescreen TV.

Read books the way they do in the future. The future: the funnest gift of all! (Ooh-ahh-ooh.)

Too fun for words; we’re already said too much.

United Artists have put together 90 of their best movies to celebrate their 90th anniversary. It’s the only option for the movie-lover on Santa’s good list.

The 13.3 Inch Laptop (1.6 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo Processor, 2 GB RAM, 80 GB Hard Drive) that fits in an envelope (see also: stocking over mantle).

Far superior to their flop of an oven, this lo-tech hot tub uses fire to heat up the water.

Audemars Piguet Barrichello 2 (titanium) watch. This is gifting done Richard Branson-style.

Buy a loved one a ticket on the virgin galactic flight into space …christmas 2010? Better than anything the reindeer are offering.

A golden light-switch remote (lights on, lights off) in a handsome Lucite box. Could anything be funner?

A remote controlled cooler is like C3PO with a purpose. You will rule the galaxy.
Mad River takes sledding to the exxxtreme. Yeah, three Xs, can you handle it?

A mean-looking, belt-feeding, fully-automatic Nerf gun that can first three rounds per second!

Nail something without exerting anything.

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