Zoomdoggle: More fun than work!

Start typing letters to guess the movie title. You’ve got three takes (ie wrong letter choices) to get it right. Win and you get to see the movie poster. Lose and, well, play again.

With the Olympics on and all, it’s hard not to catch record-breaking fever. That said, here are the 3 amazing things I learned from watching this clip about the World’s Loudest Burp:

1. Apparently the Guinness Book of World Records actually developed protocols for measuring the volume of someone burping. The loudest burp, shown here, measures 104.75 dB on a certified and calibrated class 1 precision measuring noise level meter from a distance of 8 ft 2 in.

2. That record-setting belch was produced by Jodie Parks… an American house wife.

3. I thought I’d grown out of burping entirely, but having just watched Jodie’s awesomeness twice, I’m leaving my desk to buy a Coke and brush-up on my skills.

The fun starts two and a half minutes in. I recommend skipping ahead.

What Would your favorite Mad Men (and women) Do? Only one way to find out. Email questions to ask.joan.holloway at gmail dot com or whatwoulddondraperdo at gmail dot com, then tune into their respective blogs to find see how they respond. This is not officially show sanctioned, but it is officially good times!

LINK: Whatwouldjoando and Whatwoulddondraperdo.

Have you ever seen Speech able picture photo. Confused… Yes, I was having the same thinking! “Speech able is a free photo service that lets you easily upload and add speech bubbles to your photos and share them with friends.” What a great service. I loved sharing my best clicked photograph and funny pictures of mine just leaving the comment on it through this Speech able Service all over the space.
Now the question is that; ‘how many words are your pictures worth?’ I know your answer would be ‘worthless’ But still you will love to display the worthless picture explaining in short words.

This doggle brought to you by Yogesh, my Indian virtual personal assistant. On a side note, ladies seem to find this guy irristable. Four emails in the past 24-hours hinting at dates. You’ll be happy to know that not I’m forwarding each and every one on to it’s intended recipient…

LINK: Speachable.

That’s right, tomorrow’s the big day. 11AM. Free to the public. South Street Seaport. Peelander-Z will perform (that’s the funnest speed-punk ever for the uninitiated).

And, if there’s enough interest from you—and by interest I mean comments saying “yes, I’m interested” and the like—The Funball Machine will be making an appearance as well! It’s second at the seaport

LINK: Yoyonation.

There’s so much good stuff you can do with cups.

You can pick your nose.

You can stack dice.

You can make art.

Now it’s going to the streets. The brainchild of Andy Uprock, cup graffiti, er “cuprocking” takes a second to learn, a lifetime to master, and walks that brilliant gray area of legality so many of us love to play in.

Still on the fense? The site’s got an interactive widget where you can sort out your designs.

All of Andy’s installations are recycled after he’s done with them. I suggest you do the same.

LINK: Cuprocking.

Time to calculate your dowry the easy way. Some of the questions asked in this simply quiz are harder than others, but it’s well worth the effort to know your actual Blue Book value. Me? I’m worth six goats. Not quite a herd, but enough to get you started.

On a side note, having taken the quiz three times (I was desperate to know how the deserted island question related to my overall goat worth) I’m starting to wonder if it’s not all just a clever advertisement for something called CattleMax. I’ve gotta ask though; is there really that much cross over between mindless quiz takers and thems in need of “cattle management software”? Oh well. Mine is not to question… mine is just to smile. Six goats they say; that’s nothing to be ashamed of.

LINK: Howmanygoats.

When one co-worker took off for vacay, those left holding down the fort decided to, well, remodel the fort. Awesome!

My question is, how come everything looks better when accompanied by the A-team song? Kind of reminds me of a little something I did once…

LINK: Neatorama.

Here is the ‘insider news for the outsider’. It sounds bogus but, as it turns out, this is no dreamland and it’s got quite a list of well-paying customers. It is the hottest fun you love to have in your life that will make you crazy about the sexy dreams you want in your factual life. Prostitution is legal in Spain, the Netherlands, and parts of Germany. In those countries you’d get someone who has had a doctor’s exam recently and is likely to be healthy. For $3900, you get so much more. Make Your Dreams come True……!

So there you have it, Yogesh’s daily doggle. This time around, he seems to be reporting on something called Viking’s Exotic Resort (also called “Escort Island“) where for one set price you can visit a land populated with pre-paid pleasures. The pictures, enticing as they may be, aren’t exactly SFW (they are through the Escort Island link, it’s an article on the place).

What can I say, my Indian virtual personal assistant is a man of many intrigues. In all fairness though, I did just ask him to avoid “kiddie stuff.” My fear was just that my readers monstrous feet might not fit in the Duck shoes he’d mentioned before. The guy does whatever gig calls for. End of story.

LINK: Cat69.

Looking for a little fun you can do mid-day in the office. How about a little science experiment. Take two can’s Coke, one regular, one diet. Put them both in water and see what happens.

It really works! Watch the video. There’s a fully explanation as well, but don’t take their word for it… give it a go yourself!

LINK: WWU.