Help me out, I’ve been fooled time and again. The problem stems from my wanting to believe so badly. But here I am again, wanting – nay, needing – to think that this is for real. If it is, I know how I’m spending my weekend.
Soooooooo, what do you think?
Real or not real? And does anyone speak German?
I’ll never forget the day I got the talk. My dad sat me down, put a hand awkwardly on my shoulder, and began in earnest, “When a man and a woman are truly in love—sometimes, not every time, but just sometimes—they go into a room alone… and they doggle.” I can only assume he was talking about this.
The Movie Trailer Birth Announcements are “birth announcements like you’ve never seen…until now.†Check out the sample.
Weird, right? Mark my words though, I will be thinking up a fun use for one of these. And when I do, $99 will sound like a bargain for all joy I’ll squeeze out of these things. Even if it’s just to creep-out my mom.
Reader Mike S. begins his email with a question:
“What do you get when you cross pancake batter, a metal platter, and a subwoofer?”
In place of an answer, he included a video. Ready to be amazed? There’s a video after the jump.
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: not just anything makes the cut. The rules are it’s got to be fun for the sake of fun. It can’t be mean-spirited. And it shouldn’t be dangerous. Some things fall into a gray area of course.
So while I appreciate all the mail we’ve been getting involving super glue, and I understand where all the excitement comes from (the word “super” most likely), the following is most certainly NOT a doggle:
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Every thirty seconds, the US spends another $50,000 on the war in Iraq, McDonald’s sells over 2,225 burgers, and this building looses 2 stories. At least in the video.
Why would anyone dismantle a skyscraper floor by floor from the ground up? Read the rest of this entry »
For his first doggle, Rich combined two of my favorite things on Earth: Deloreans and monster trucks. But it doesn’t end there. Check out the Delorean/hover hybrid halfway through this clip from Monster Garage.
Rich might be more than “honorary,” I’m thinking “master” maybe. Speaking of which, I’d actually like to make up some trophies, patches, or plaques for some of these titles. You know, make it official. Anyone with some design know-how want to give it a shot? Drop us a line.
LINK: Entermyworld.
Freestyle horse means you can play anywhere, anytime, so long as you’ve got the skills.
Kinda reminds me of another doggle I saw once.
LINK: Trendhunting.
Thanks to Mike Arauz for sending this footage in from the space station. Er, finding it online, not shooting it… you know what I mean.
In answer to your questions Mike: Yes space does look fun and yes I would love to go, but for now the price tag seems a bit out of my range.
I have however been saving up for a ride on the Vomit Commit. You know, that plane they use to simulate weightlessness. It’s only $4,147.50 to reserve a seat. They fly every few days. And they even give you a snappy jumpsuit to keep.
The best bit of all? If you’ve got the dough, you can pretty much charter the thing out of anywhere. Screw a G5, once I win the lotto this is the way I’m going to travel everywhere.
LINK: Gozerog.
Top five animals I’d like to be and why:
1. Monkey : The term “monkeying around” doesn’t come from their not knowing how to have a good time.
2. Panda bear : Cute. Cuddly (looking). Awesome.
3. Sea Otter : One of only 3 animals on the face of the Earth to use tools. They float on the surface when they sleep. And they kinda look like Wilfred Brimley.
4. Dog : Man’s best friend. Obviously.
5. Hamster: They’ve got balls. Soon though, they won’t be the only ones. Shocking.
Hopefully this is the way we’ll all travel in the future. Someone call Dean Kamen.
LINK: Eventoworld via Laughingsquid.
Surely you’ve seen Matt Harding, the 31-year-old video game developer who saved up some dough, then quit his job to travel the world. With over 9 million views, his “Where the Hell is Matt” video is even more popular than the Tay Zonday’s silky-sweet baritone. Anyhow, our man Matt is back on the doggle, only this time, the boy ain’t dancing solo.
Just 4 days in and the video’s already crossed the 2 million mark. Wanna know something even cooler? This time, he’s not dancing on his own dime either. Stride gum has financed the fun. Yup, sometimes even the best laid doggles don’t quite pay off. Other times, they actually pay. Nothing wrong with that, so long as it’s fun doing, it’s worth doing. End of story.
Link: Wherethehellismatt via Neatorama.
10 words I find fun: kerfuffle, whippersnapper, nipple, discombobulated, grommet, condiments, spork, floozy, boa, and dogapult ... more »
Pick up someone else's camera.
Let your face get completely slack.
Shake hard.
Flash.
Wait for it to be found.
Smile.
The next time someone picks you up in their car - say a friend or family member - climb in the back, right-hand seat, leaving the front passenger seat empty. With a straight face, tell 'em where to. It's a little game I call "Chauffeur." Fun.
Write the letters "B" and "R" on a one-dollar bill. Tuck your boner anywhere you please. Pull it out when least expected for maximum effect.
For this one, you need to be in the back of a car.
And you can't be the only one there.
first, let your body go limp (it helps to imagine you've actually got no bones).
Next, undo you're seatbelt.
Now play Jello.
The fun starts midway through the first turn one.
On a hot day, few things beat "stinky ice cream":
While eating with a friend, ask if their's smells funny too.
When they go in for a whiff, give the old elbow a little bump.
Not too hard, just enough to powder their nose.
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