Zoomdoggle: More fun than work!

When buisness slowed down, Kenny, well, you’ll see. His solution is smart, fun, and worked. Nothing wrong with that.

Nuts, that’s where I live, in Brooklyn. Dick, I’ve got to go into town for work today. Yup, I’ll be punching in somewhere around the tip of Manhattan… oh man, the fun never ends with this reinvisioned subway map. Though it came out in 2000 for a CAE Gallery show, it sprung up again on Kottke yesterday, leading to a new ending stream of puns in my inbox. Thanks all for the tip. Er, well, you know.

Anyone got a pun worth sharing? Post it below.

LINK: Kottke via Gothamist.

Always a shame to see someone flush a perfectly good pug like that. Er, I take it back, it’s fun to watch.

LINK: via Buzzfeed.

Eons ago, we featured what appeared to be a brilliant bit of reader handiwork under the title “Coloring Porn.” Per the letter we’d received, we were lead to believe that said reader de-porns images for fun using child-like drawings and loads of imagination. We even had a competition to see if anyone could top it (total entries: 0… it was like Zoomdoggle’s second week). Sadly, we were had. Turns out the reader in question simply stole the graphic from the website PownSFW , a site which, as you might imaging de-porns images for fun using child-like drawings and loads of imagination (still tons of fun). Sorry for the mix-up. Glad to finally hit the mother-load. Tons more now-SFW images after the jump.

LINK: Pornsfw.

I didn’t want to post it, but having gotten no fewer than 5 notes about it yesterday (and having spent no fewer than 15 minutes playing with) I feel it’s my duty… Simply put, Guesshermuff is a blog that features one girl-next-door type per post. Click the button to see what’s going on in the, er, Netherlands. There are hundreds of posts, and it’s fun trying to predict based on her clothes, but seeing as so many people decided to alert me to it yesterday, I can’t help but wonder if it’s not some kind of April Fools thing. Either way, it’s NSFW and then some.

LINK: Guesshermuff.

I know, that I care officially confirms my status as a nerd, but hey, sometimes nerding-out is fun. Show ‘em if you’ve got ‘em. Click over to ePenis, plug in your user name to find your score, then post it below along with a link to your Twitter account. While you’re at it, follow everyone who’s posted before you. That way we can all grow together.

Moving the party to another platform is fun. Doing it by way of a dick joke… how fun is that?

LINK: Epenis.

The New York Times has a fascinating story of a town in Switzerland who fears they’re about to be overrun with naked hikers. Choice lines include:

“In recent years, it has become fashionable for a growing number of Swiss and some foreigners to wander in the Alps clad in little more than hiking shoes and sun screen. Last summer, the number of nude hikers increased to such an extent that the hills often seemed alive with the sound of everything but the swish of trousers.”

Sounds like fun, right? Ordinarily, I’d shrug a story like this off as being sensationalist, but a search for “nude hiking” turns up more than 45,000 results. All of which makes me wonder, the last time I “discovered” a new sport, Geocaching, it turned out all you had played it already. Is this that kind of party?

NOTE: Though nothing sounds more tempting than going a la mode in the Alps, If you’re new to the concept as I am, be warned, the pictures on the Internationalnudist’s hiking forumn (NSFW, unless you work in a place when full frontal man-junk is approved) might turn you off the thing entirely.

LINK: Newyorktimes via Buzzfeed.

Remember last week when I mentioned my Dad’s birthday party?

Buried among the typical birthday ties, bottles of wine, and framed pictures and whatnot, was this little gem.

90% of it is NSFW (and thus, NSFZD). But 100% of it is awesome.

Look at that face. You can’t argue with that. I’m going to go ahead and call this one a must read. And at just $20, it’s a bargain too. How fun is that?

LINK: Amazon.

This confirms it, cartoons make everything better.

Behold, 24 people shot clothed and unclothed, before and after. Click to watch the transition take place. It’s fun to see how certain stuff fits under the fabric. Also fun to know what I’m imagining when I get nervous. Have a look, but be warned, though this is artsy not porn-y, and fun to look at, it’s probably also NSFW.

LINK: Naked-people.