Zoomdoggle: More fun than work!

This is for real people. There’s no embed on the actual commercial, but when you’re ready to stop jerking off and want to get hard on fitness, it’s time for the Shake Weight.

LINK: Shakeweight.

With grill season just about half-way over, if you haven’t gotten in on the action yet, might we suggest you kick it up a notch with a Roast My Weenie hot dog roaster. The stand-plate can be customized to say just about anything. The weenie spike is serious enough to support even a man-sized kielbasa. Thinking desert? Marsha Mello can be stacked with a perfect pair. Hungry to cook-up even more innuendo? Their sales site is loaded.

LINK: Roastmyweenie. Many thanks to GrillmasterJ for sending this my way.

Ready to speed date the fun way (read: from your desk, more or less anonymously, and without having to pick up the check before knowing if you’d like to pick up the chick)? Skyecandy works with Skype, pairing off two strangers at the click of a button for a cam-enabled “speed date” limited to just 5 minutes. After the date is finished, you click Yes or No. If you both choose Yes, you’re considered a match and can contact each other. It’s like a game show on your desk but one that can change your life. How fun is that?

LINK: Skyecandy via Urlesque.

 
Ready for the answer? Stockholm Pride has a page that lets you plug in your twitter name for an honest and expert, third-party assessment. According to the site, I’m 81% hetero… which is as hetero as black coffee. Go figure. What’s it say about you?

LINK: Howhetro.

Like beer, tin-snips, making stuff and trickery? Hate tickets for drinking in public? This one’s for you.

Is anything funner than free drinks? How about free drinks on demand (we’re talking free drinks when you want them, where you want them)? Even better, how about free drinks on demand for you and 9 of your closest friends? Click, a recently launched site by the tech-savvy pint pushers at New York’s Pourhouse, is basically giving away 10,000 hour-long open bars to anyone who asks, to which they can invite everyone they know. Choose preferred venue (both Pourhouse locations or SideBar for now), date and time, and enter your email address and the addresses of up to ten drinking buddies and – BOOM – you’ll get a confirmation email entitling you to one hour of free beer and well drinks. And each invitee can go on to host an open bar of their own. How fun is that? Get on it while supplies last.

LINK: Clicklinksforfreedrinks.

Remember those pens with the lady inside and when you’d flip it over her bathing-suit would dissapear? Hours of fun, right? Brace yourself, SuicideGirls are bringing it to the next level with a high tech twist. Flick left and right to choose from 10 super sexy ladies, then flip your phone to watch her clothes disappear. The price is stripped-down too: FREE. Yup, today is the day of free boobs here at the doggle. How fun is that?

LINK: Suicidegirls. Mega-spanks to the Anna K for sending this my way.

Chocolate and peanut butter, Hall and Oats, wake and… well, you see where I’m headed here. Some things just go together. Explosions and boobs. It’s so obvious I can’t believe no one thought of it sooner (except Hollywood of course, those guys think of everything). Explosionsandboobs.com is a collection of perfect pairs. Reload the page for a never-ending stream. Never. Ending. How fun is that? My only beef? There needs to be some kind of answer key as I’m pretty sure I can identify at least half of the mammaries featured (thanks FHM).

LINK: Explosionsandboobs.

Naked girls = fun. The location is pretty much incidental.

WHERE: NYC’s Highline Ballroom.
WHEN: June 12th.
WHAT: “Here’s what you need to know: it’s a lot like Air Guitar, but instead of rocking out with an imaginary guitar, you’re making sweet and/or filthy love with an imaginary sex partner. You choose a clip of music, you show up in whatever sort of wardrobe you like, and you come up on stage and show everyone how you do it. Or how you wish you could do it. Or how you once had it done to you, and oh my god was that a bad idea and while it’s embarrassing to show that act to a room of strangers, you know that you need to do it now in order to make sure that no one else falls down the same rabbit hole you got stuck inside. Or, you know, just do it however you want. The only rules we have are the laws laid down by the state we’re in.” Contact chris@airsexworldchampionships.com to enter. The complete list of dates and places, plus loads more photos and video after the jump.

An extra-special air-hump to Marisa Bregman for shooting this my way.

LINK: Airsexworldchampionships.