Girls In Front Of Art is an online collection of pictures of paintings. Click the one you like to see that picture, with a naked girl in front of it. Good times, right? Completely NOT SAFE FOR WORK (90% of the girls are seriously enjoying their alone time) which is odd really, seeing as 90% of art features naked girls anyway. You’ve been warned though.
LINK: Girlsinfrontofart.
WHEN: May 26th, 8PM
WHERE: Gallery Bar, 120 Orchard St, NYC
WHAT: A party like none other. No clothes. No inhibitions. Just smiles, paint, and nakedness. There are of course rules…
Leave your expensive stuff at home or in coat check.
No paint throwing.
No pantsing.
Expect to be photographed.
Bring towels and enjoy the cab ride home with paint on your ass. How fun is that?
LINK: Facebook.
PornfortheBlind.org is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to producing audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult web sites. This service is provided free of charge. No joke. Really. NSFW without headphones. Have a listen though. Amazing right? Now if only someone would make porn for the deaf…
LINK: Pornfortheblind.
For days now I’ve been putting off making Chatroulette bingo cards. Now there’s a site that auto-generates ‘em for you. One push gets four cards turns a site filled with derelicts into an exciting game of chance. Bingo.
LINK: Chatroulettebingo.
Quick, can you spot the Big Dick in these photos? Look closely, that’s absurdist artist David Livingston tooling around town with a six-foot phallus coming out of his pants. See dick read the paper, see dick cross the street, see dick go to the museum - You’ve got to see the videos after the jump - a strange calm seems to follow this thing all over town.
LINK: Davidlivingstonart and Vimeo.
Wait, a system that lets you control video games with your penis? Why not, mine controls just about everything else in my world. At first this may appear to be a joke but, well, full instructions and how-tos on making your own after the jump.
LINK: Sfmedialabs.
American Apparel is looking for a new rear to be their face. The winners will be flown to LA, photographed and featured online. Entries are pouring in by the, well, butt-load. Poke around after the jump.
LINK: Americanapparel via Adrants.
Everyone likes taking nude pics. Some of us even like sending them to people. But not everyone wants all the goodies floating around in the ether for ever after. Luckily, as with most things, there’s an app for that. Safe Sexting has all the black boxes, censoreds, and blurs you’ll be needing to block out the raunchy before sending the explicit. How fun is that?
LINK: iTunes via Trendhunter.
Ever wonder how much work goes into these pictures post-production? Hacker Factor has the answer. Brace yourself for the greatest CSI breakdown of a VS photo since, well, they started sending the catalog to my adolescent home.
LINK: Hackerfactor.
No really. Pabst, every Doggler’s favorite brew, is up for sale, and they (well someone) is trying to crowd-source a buyer. I’ve already made my pledge (and drank enough this holiday season to entitle me to some kind of stock-option at least). Anyone else want to own a tiny sliver of a beer giant?
LINK: Buyabeercompany.
10 words I find fun: kerfuffle, whippersnapper, nipple, discombobulated, grommet, condiments, spork, floozy, boa, and dogapult ... more »
Pick up someone else's camera.
Let your face get completely slack.
Shake hard.
Flash.
Wait for it to be found.
Smile.
The next time someone picks you up in their car - say a friend or family member - climb in the back, right-hand seat, leaving the front passenger seat empty. With a straight face, tell 'em where to. It's a little game I call "Chauffeur." Fun.
Write the letters "B" and "R" on a one-dollar bill. Tuck your boner anywhere you please. Pull it out when least expected for maximum effect.
For this one, you need to be in the back of a car.
And you can't be the only one there.
first, let your body go limp (it helps to imagine you've actually got no bones).
Next, undo you're seatbelt.
Now play Jello.
The fun starts midway through the first turn one.
On a hot day, few things beat "stinky ice cream":
While eating with a friend, ask if their's smells funny too.
When they go in for a whiff, give the old elbow a little bump.
Not too hard, just enough to powder their nose.
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