Zoomdoggle: More fun than work!

WHEN: July 13th, 7PM-Midnight
WHERE: NYC’s McFadden’s, 800 Second Ave.
WHAT: A chance to land a hot date, find out what you’re worth, and give to good cause all at once. “Use your charm, good looks and contacts to put together a great date package that someone would love to bid on (value $150+). Dinner and a show, sporting/concert event, zip lining, tickets to the gun show – whatever you and your date would enjoy doing that will help raise money… Insider tip – chicks do great when their dates are paired with interesting dates geared toward guys (i.e. a day with a golf pro). On the flipside, guys sell great when paired with dates geared toward chicks (i.e. a day at the spa).” All proceeds are going to One Love Generation, a non-profit that empowers youth to inspire positive social change through art, service and awareness. Good times, right?

Want to get auctioned (word is they’ve got loads more girls signed-up than guys; gotta like them odds), Send 2-4 horizontal, hi-res photos (that means long ways, minimum of 100kb in size), 4-6 fun facts about yourself, and a song for you to be intro’d to by Wednesday, June 29. Complete details after the jump.

LINK: Metromix.

Sure, I have kinda conflicting feelings about FHM Magazine (it’s a long story) but there’s no arguing the amazingness of this video from the German edition. Watch it head on and it’s all pie charts and graphs but tilt your screen back a few degrees and – boom – watch the hottie bump n’ grind. How fun is that?

LINK: via Buzzfeed.

Nothing’s funner than getting someone the perfect gift. Still shopping for me? Either of these will do. The Big Butt Book has over 400 prime examples. The Big Book Of Legs pretty much does for legs what The Big Butt Book did for derrieres.

LINK: Amazon and Amazon via Uncrate.

Here’s how it’s played: One person draws a penis (there’s a stamp you can use if you buy the kit). Then a theme is selected. Finally, someone dresses-up the wanger such that it fits the theme. See the pictures above and it all starts to make sense, right? Tons of fun.

I’m not suggesting any steals anything, all I’m saying is, there’s got to be a way to play the game without actually buying the game. A pen and a piece of paper is all it takes. Yup, no need to play tic tac toe ever again while waiting for the food to come out.

LINK: PenisCamouflage.

All it takes is a few pieces of black tape and what was once a stop n’ go signal for pedestrians suddenly instantly becomes some sort of commentary on the commuter culture of today. That and it looks fun while it flashes.

LINK: via Dlisted.

WHERE: NYC Baby (and beyond, check Santarchy.com for listings of other locals)
WHEN: December 10th
WHAT: The one day (and night) when Santas of all shapes and sizes carouse, cavort, and cajoule on the streets, leaving their own merry brand of mayhem in their wake. Before you strap into the suit and throw-back a beer, remember the rules though…
1. Don’t fuck with kids.
2. Don’t fuck with cops.
3. Don’t fuck with security.
4. Don’t fuck with Santa. (It’s okay to fuck a Santa)
Complete details after the jump…

LINK: NYCSantaCon.

There are so many jokes – so many easy and obvious jokes – that could be made here (stuff about stocking stuffers, and finding out whether the carpet matches the, er, beards)… but what’s the point. 100 Santas took it off and took off running through Queens Saturday to raise money for NY Cares. Fun, right? And it’s not even SantaCon yet. Complete details and pictures after the jump.

LINK: Gothamist.

Girls In Front Of Art is an online collection of pictures of paintings. Click the one you like to see that picture, with a naked girl in front of it. Good times, right? Completely NOT SAFE FOR WORK (90% of the girls are seriously enjoying their alone time) which is odd really, seeing as 90% of art features naked girls anyway. You’ve been warned though.

LINK: Girlsinfrontofart.

WHEN: May 26th, 8PM
WHERE: Gallery Bar, 120 Orchard St, NYC
WHAT: A party like none other. No clothes. No inhibitions. Just smiles, paint, and nakedness. There are of course rules…
Leave your expensive stuff at home or in coat check.
No paint throwing.
No pantsing.
Expect to be photographed.
Bring towels and enjoy the cab ride home with paint on your ass. How fun is that?

LINK: Facebook.

PornfortheBlind.org is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to producing audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult web sites. This service is provided free of charge. No joke. Really. NSFW without headphones. Have a listen though. Amazing right? Now if only someone would make porn for the deaf…

LINK: Pornfortheblind.