Zoomdoggle: More fun than work!

“I just blew an entire day trying to press the ‘Die’ button under every video on FunnyOrDie.com.” It’s like Shit My Dad Says. Only less evil.

LINK: Shitmydarthsays.

“Dr. Heather Montrose finds herself in the heart of Africa, looking for a mysterious hidden city, thought to have only existed in the demented mind of a 18th century poet. Point-and-click to explore the area and solve the mystery of Hetherdale!” this game is more involved than my job, then again, I’ve spent more time on it today than work. Do not click the pic unless you’re ready for a similar commitment. Hell, just loading it takes 26 seconds.

LINK: Bubblebox.

This mini-platformer has all the mega fun of early Nintendo packed into a tiny package. Click the pic to get in the game.

LINK: Nitrome.

WARNING: What starts with as a simple “draw the line to move the ball to the goal”-thing and pretty music, quickly becomes the kind of thing that can kills a days productivity. Sometimes a little torment is a good thing though. Click the pic to take the ride.

LINK: Armorgames.

Nothing’s funner than a smart crime story. WIRED Magazine has, well, what might be the smartest; Gerald Blanchard, the man who could steal anything… and pretty much did. One of his more ingenous  heists began before the bank was even finnished being built. Amazing. Have a read – it’s good times – just don’t get any bright ideas.

LINK: WIRED via Kottke.

Windy day + long hair + lip glass = #whitegirlproblems. I could read this trending topic for days. Spot something good, post it below if you’re so inclined.

LINK: Twitter.

What’s the best part about being a tiny assassin? You’ve only got one button to worry about. It does something different on each level though. Fun, right? Click the pic to get the game.

LINK: Armorgames.

What would you do for $5? Better yet, what would you want someone else to do for $5? Fiverr is the marketplaces where doers meet people with fivers to get stuff done. I just ordered a cartoon version of myself for less than the cost of a beer. How fun is that?

LINK: Fiverr.

For days now I’ve been putting off making Chatroulette bingo cards. Now there’s a site that auto-generates ‘em for you. One push gets four cards turns a site filled with derelicts into an exciting game of chance. Bingo.

LINK: Chatroulettebingo.

Er, the headline really should read: “Choose Your Own Adventure… on Twitter… built by Jonah Peretti… what’s not to love?” But, while, the headline field wouldn’t allow it.

LINK: Twitter via Laughingsquid.