Throw the dummy to the target. You’ve got to hit it to get to the next level, but the less pain your crash-test buddy recieves, the better. There’s 52 levels, 51 dummy skins to unlock, a level editor and a whole lot of dummy tossing fun. Click the pic to get the game.
LINK: Armorgames.
“Computer, load up celery man…” What will your first sequence of the day be?
Use the arrows to change the color of your pixel. Use the space bar to make it jump. See how high you can climb. You have to be the color to be on the color (for the most part). This is about as frustratingly mesmerizing as it gets. Click the pic to get the game.
LINK: Kongregate.
PornfortheBlind.org is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to producing audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult web sites. This service is provided free of charge. No joke. Really. NSFW without headphones. Have a listen though. Amazing right? Now if only someone would make porn for the deaf…
LINK: Pornfortheblind.
It’s just like it sounds, click the link, watch a video at random. It’s strangely entertaining. Go figure.
LINK: Randomyoutubevideo.
Remember Geocities? Now any web page can have that all the charm, reflections, flames, and music you’ve come to know and loathe. The New York Times as Geocities must be seen to be believed, it’s like stepping into the reality that would’ve been if Google never was.
LINK: Geocities-izer.
Pixelknight is back! Jump ‘n slay through 16 maps filled with pixelated traps, pixelated treasure and pixelated monsters. Which of the 8 different pixelated weapons will become your pixelated favorite? Are you strong enough to fight till the pixelated end? Step one, of course, is clicking the pic to jump to the game.
LINK: Armorgames.
Quick, go to LikeButton.me and prepaire to have your mind blown… it’s everything all of your facebook friends are liking right now, organized by the sites they like it on. You can even add your own at the bottom. Crazy town. No joke, this might be what the news looks like moving forward.
LINK: Likebutton.me via SwissMiss.
How well do you know your porn? Only one way to know…
LINK: Maxim.
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Pick up someone else's camera.
Let your face get completely slack.
Shake hard.
Flash.
Wait for it to be found.
Smile.
The next time someone picks you up in their car - say a friend or family member - climb in the back, right-hand seat, leaving the front passenger seat empty. With a straight face, tell 'em where to. It's a little game I call "Chauffeur." Fun.
Write the letters "B" and "R" on a one-dollar bill. Tuck your boner anywhere you please. Pull it out when least expected for maximum effect.
For this one, you need to be in the back of a car.
And you can't be the only one there.
first, let your body go limp (it helps to imagine you've actually got no bones).
Next, undo you're seatbelt.
Now play Jello.
The fun starts midway through the first turn one.
On a hot day, few things beat "stinky ice cream":
While eating with a friend, ask if their's smells funny too.
When they go in for a whiff, give the old elbow a little bump.
Not too hard, just enough to powder their nose.
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