Zoomdoggle: More fun than work!

Sure, homemade beards are fun (yay Erin Dollar via BoingBoing) but I never quite understood what they do. I mean, not that everything has to do something, but wouldn’t it be better if it did? Booya, meet Caroline Ballhorn’s felt and vinyl ‘Beard Bags.’ All the joy of a felt beard, plus a pocket or two for staching (pun, very much intended) dough. Let it sink in before you judge, they only cost $35.

Wait for it… wait… here it comes… how fun is that?

LINK: Occupied via Trendhunter.

SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Lati-dude & Longi-dude.
Ever wish you could conjure up a duplicate of yourself? This power is exactly that. Only your doppeluseless appears at the opposite point of the earth. Bad if you need backup in a dark alley…great if you’re organizing the American comeback tour for “Men at Work.”

LINK: Superuseless.

(NOTE FROM JAKEHIMSELF: My newest favorite-est illustration team, has agreed to be Zoomdoggle’s newest contributors… how fun is that?)

SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: In-flight flight.
Being able to soar through the air still won’t save you from recycled oxygen and endless stories from complete strangers. Known as the “Cabin Sparrow,” this so-called power lets you fly, but only within the confines of an airplane. At least you can leapfrog the beverage cart when explosive diarrhea strikes at 30,000 feet.

LINK: Superuseless.