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DIAL: 1-800-539-2890

Want to look busy at work for the next 10 minutes? Want to look busy at work for the next 10 minutes without actually doing any work? Want to look busy for the next 10 minutes without doing any work… the fun way? Uncle Scotty got something for ya: Dial 1-800-539-2890 and play the game. Don’t worry, it’s free of charge.

SGAOJ S03E05 SharkJump


Scotty’s got an office job. And a web show. Only, the people in his office have no idea. Fun, right?

EDITOR’S NOTE: In case you missed the plug at the end, Scotty (someone I consider a pal even though I was too busy to figure out a panel at the last SXSW) has a new job. We wish him well and congratulate Klick, who’s bird-sounds I’ve kept on in the background for days, on their smart HR-ing. You can read all about it in the New York Times HERE.

LINK: Scottyiseri.

SGAOJ S03E03: First Day Of Work


Scotty’s got an office job. And a web show. Only, the people in his office have no idea. Fun, right?

LINK: Scottyiseri.

SGAOJ: Season 3 Prelude


Scotty’s got an office job. Or does he? He’s got a web show though. And it’s back…

LINK: Scottiiseri.

SGAOJ S02E24


Scotty’s got an office job. And a web show. Only, the people in his office have no idea. Fun, right?

Guest starring Booger the Parakeet

I know, it’s not the season finale…it’s another lead up. The finale will happen…whenever that meeting happens. So…dare me? 2 things: 1) It would be super helpful if you would leave a comment on itunes: http://bit.ly/aDit I’ll explain later.

LINK: Scottiiseri.

SGAOJ S02E22


Scotty’s got an office job. And a web show. Only, the people in his office have no idea. Fun, right?

I didn’t know how to properly spell “Di-int” so i just went with “didn’t” and the answer is…of course…no, not really. Special thanks to Sandy from Schadenfreude.net
LINK: Scottiiseri.

SGAOJ S02E18 & SGAOJ S02E19


Scotty’s got an office job. And a web show. Only, the people in his office have no idea. Fun, right?


“Well, lets see how this pans out.”

EDITOR’S NOTE: Scotty sent this to me last week, but refused to push publish until I understood it better. See the shocking conclusion below.


“As i say, nobody panic. Everything’s fine. We’ve all been bung before.”

EDITOR’S NOTE: Er, been there before, this is terrible. Not the video, the video is fun. But… well… you know… Scott, give me a ring once the dust settles. In the meantime, anyone got a suggestion worth sharing?

LINK: Scottyiseri.

SGAOJ S02E17


Scotty’s got an office job. And a web show. Only, the people in his office have no idea. Fun, right?

Lyrics: They say you probably should be grateful To have a job in this economy. They say Be on your best behavior If they think you’re valuable it won’t be your head that rolls. I say it’s a shame Cause you’re not to blame. You’re the one a-stressin’ that you’re gonna lose your job But you’re not the greedy bastard selling credit default swaps so here’s the thing to tell ‘em when they come to lay you off. There’s so many reasons you should fire me And all the reasons are good. I’m sure one day you’ll see the irony that you didn’t fire me when you could.

LINK: Scottiiseri.

SGAOJ S02E15 (The Phone Call)

Introducing our latest and greatest (well, a former Honorary Doggler anyway) contributor Scotty. He’s got an office job. And a web show. Only, the people in his office have no idea. Fun, right?

“Excerpted from a real phone conversation that took, i am not kidding, an hour. The questions i wanted to ask? Who even remembers?” Welcome to the working world.

LINK: Scottiiseri.