Zoomdoggle: More fun than work!

I think we’ve just found the way to have the first official Zoomdoggle reader dinner doggle. Hanging out with friends over meals is always fun. Hanging literally hundreds of feet in the air with friends, is much, much cooler.

This is not a drill, people. A company will actually rent a crane and hoist your dinner party into the air. Throw in some extra cash and they’ll even lift up a second platform with a band. Only one question: What happens if you drop your fork?

Links: Dinner in the Sky via Geekologie

If Tetris were played on graphing paper and required a feel for balance, it would Poiser. I’ve already spent an hour today stacking its tiny boxes. Little. Blue. Addictive.

I haven’t had this much trouble balancing on a seesaw since I was a kid, having seesaw battles with my friends. But that’s a doggle for another day. For now, let’s just keep it to computer blocks.

Link: Poiser via Neatorama

What exactly are these pictures of? New gang signs?

Ways to flip off people in foreign countries?

A new Mixed Martial Arts version of thumb wrestling?

Nope, it’s Finger Yoga, the newest way to doggle at your desk. The exercises let me stretch my digits, align my chakras and create crazy-cool finger origami–all at the same time. Also, I think this is how Deepak Chopra shakes hands. May the doggle be with you.

Links: Finger Yoga via The Presurfer

Once again it’s time to doggle with our food. I busted out the office pepper grinder to try this one out today, and it definitely works. It’s hard to know what’s more fun–seeing the amazed looks on your coworkers’ face, or feeling like you have a wizard’s finger. Doggling is magic.

We’ve all eaten more than our fare share of candy bars in our day, so you would think indentifying a candy bar just by looking at its innards would be easy. It’s actually harder than you’d think … and way more fun. Can you name this mound of nougat?

How about this one?

Hit the vending machine for research, then ponder this one:

Ready for the answers? Click on over to the official quiz. It made my day. The only way this quiz could possibly be better is if it were beamed over the Internet via WonkaVision.

Link: AOL Food

Who is Jim Denevan? Is he an artist who superimposes cool line drawings onto existing pictures with Photoshop?

Nope! That’s all real people. And Jimmy did it himself by making marks on a beach. Long marks. Huge marks. Miles long marks. With a stick!

What an amazing way to spend a day at the beach. But what happens when the tide rolls in? His pictures wash away. No doggle is forever.

Links: Jim Denevan via Dark Roasted Blend

We love joining a drum circle, as much as the next person, but do you know what the real problem with a drum circle is? There’s never any place to rest your drink. Until now. This may well be God’s gift to furniture.

A table that makes drum sounds when you hit it — how cool is that? Bet this is how all the furniture at Tommy Lee’s house works.

I haven’t looked through the site all the way yet, but I’m guessing it costs a ton. Sometimes a good doggle does.

Link: Musical Furnishings

Up until last night I thought there were only three things I could do with my tallywhacker:

1. Make women smile.

2. Pass water.

3. Hold as if I was going to pass water. Think about making women smile. And crank out some smiles of my own.

Then a lady-friend bought me the Penis Pokey book!

Every page features a hole… a hole that lets Professor Ween-bean play dress-up!

My favorite is the monkey.

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Question: Ever inquisitive friend of the doggle Aaron asks “If Zoomdoggle were a store, how would it advertise?”

Answer: Exactly like this! Try watching without smiling. Impossible. Really. Just try.

In fact, we’re thinking of making this the official Zoomdoggle theme song. Zoomdoggle should be the kind of place where fish and lizards hang out with cats and chinchillas!