This week, our personal pin-up and spiritual guru Laura von Hottie has asked if we could pass on a special message to our lady readers:
“In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, on October 25th, I, von Hottie will be going Passionately Pink for the Cure® to raise funds for the fight against breast cancer. Want [...]
This week, our personal pin-up and spiritual guru Laura von Hottie takes the show to the cross-roads of the world. She’s also asked that I remind you that, while she is hard at work on next year’s calendar, 2008 is still available—FOR FREE—as long as you’re serving in the armed forces. Yup, you heard [...]
In light of recent stock market developments, the lovely Laura von Hottie decided to take her assets to the greater Wall St area this week. Says Laura, “Hey, stock market! I’ll give you something to shake!”
LINK: Vonhottie. And as always, photo credit goes to Lucas Stoffel.
Laura von Hottie is a long time friend of the doggle. Trying to explain why she’s awesome would be a waste of breath. Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Watch the video, get acquainted, then settle in for von Hottie’s pic of the week. She’s the first regular contributor we’ve had in [...]
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Pick up someone else's camera.
Let your face get completely slack.
Shake hard.
Flash.
Wait for it to be found.
Smile.
The next time someone picks you up in their car - say a friend or family member - climb in the back, right-hand seat, leaving the front passenger seat empty. With a straight face, tell 'em where to. It's a little game I call "Chauffeur." Fun.
Write the letters "B" and "R" on a one-dollar bill. Tuck your boner anywhere you please. Pull it out when least expected for maximum effect.
For this one, you need to be in the back of a car.
And you can't be the only one there.
first, let your body go limp (it helps to imagine you've actually got no bones).
Next, undo you're seatbelt.
Now play Jello.
The fun starts midway through the first turn one.
On a hot day, few things beat "stinky ice cream":
While eating with a friend, ask if their's smells funny too.
When they go in for a whiff, give the old elbow a little bump.
Not too hard, just enough to powder their nose.
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