GET: Spit Balls

Got a dry mouth but still in of a way to gross out and torment those around you? Spit balls are safe and non-toxic but no less gross than the real thing. “Easy to make and fun to use, spit balls grow to 200x their original size and are slimy to the touch. Slip, slide, and bounce the balls until they explode on target.” I still have no idea what they are exactly, but seeing as they’re sold by Edmund Scientific, proud retailer of Buckyballs and other fine products, you know they’re good.

FULL DISCLOSURE: Edmund Scientific is a proud retailer of Buckyballs. Did I say that already?

LINK: Scientificsonline.