Zoomdoggle: More fun than work!

Prepare to have your mind blown with 8-bit, New York City grandure. Mega thanks to Josh Pickett for sending it my way.

“I just blew an entire day trying to press the ‘Die’ button under every video on FunnyOrDie.com.” It’s like Shit My Dad Says. Only less evil.

LINK: Shitmydarthsays.

WHEN: Tonight, April 9th
WHERE: Brooklyn Bowl, 61 Wythe Avenue, Brooklyn
WHAT: This is the Super Bowl of Air Guitar. This is the big show people. The advance tickets are sold out, but they’re releasing a handful more (a rather sizable handful we’re told) tickets at the door. “US Air Guitar is devoted to taking our nation’s unofficial pastime out of the bedroom and putting it up on the world stage. Founded in 2003, the US Air Guitar Championships have grown into a major national event. In a time when US political, economic, military and athletic dominance faces unprecedented challenges around the world, it is our belief that air guitar represents one endeavor our country can dominate without controversy.” You know you wanna go. Word is, it might not be too late to throw your hat in the ring even, but you’ll need to write an essay.

LINK: Usairguitar.

Sculptures made of water? All it takes is a few clicks (one or two from your camera, another few in the Photoshop). It’s fun. It’s free. It’s easy. And it’s all explained after jump.

LINK: Photojojo.

“Dr. Heather Montrose finds herself in the heart of Africa, looking for a mysterious hidden city, thought to have only existed in the demented mind of a 18th century poet. Point-and-click to explore the area and solve the mystery of Hetherdale!” this game is more involved than my job, then again, I’ve spent more time on it today than work. Do not click the pic unless you’re ready for a similar commitment. Hell, just loading it takes 26 seconds.

LINK: Bubblebox.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, Math teachers know how to party. Well done Professor Weathers.

LINK: via Neatorama.

With over 10 billion possibilities, the chocolate bar of your dreams is now within reach (after shipping and handling, of course). I’m going for it. I’ll let you know what it tastes like after my bar is shipped and handled. Fun.

LINK: Createmychocolate via Joshspear.

This mini-platformer has all the mega fun of early Nintendo packed into a tiny package. Click the pic to get in the game.

LINK: Nitrome.

“Pharmaceutical CEO Michael Pacman is forced to take his own dangerous medications in order to survive a maze designed by a sadistic patient out for revenge.” This explains everything.

LINK: via Laughingsquid.

It might sound trivial, but trust, having one of these on hand changes everything. Total cost? $60. Being the Alex Trebek of your social circle? Priceless. Full instructions and how-to after the jump. How great is it that the buttons say “easy”?

LINK: Instructables.