No, really though. Subway has built a sandwich shop in a shipping container attached to a crane so workers at Ground Zero don’t have to come all the way down for lunch. No really. The best bit of all? The quote about “taking the concept nationwide.” One day there could be a hanging Subway on every block. How fun is that?
LINK: via Trendhunter.
Super Mario Bros. + Tetris = Fun. Really. Need we say more? Arrows to move, X or S to jump, Space to switch between games. Click the pic to get the game.
LINK: Newgrounds via Kottke.
Here was my dilemma: I wanted to make a baby, but I wanted the cutest baby in the whole world. Solution? I used the services of the fine folks at MakeMeBabies.com to render an image of my half-human, half-chinchilla child. This site allows you to make babies with celebrities, too. If you want to get really creative I suggest making babies with your favorite food, piece of art, a commitment phobic boyfriend/girlfriend, or a relative. The creepier the better.
Link: Makemebabies.
This one time I chopped a viking out of a block of ice and used a bomb to blow a hole in a rock and the rock defied gravity and then I freed all of the vikings so that they could continue raping and pillaging innocent people.
In truth, I only made it to level 4. How about you?
LINK: Nitrome.
What’s better than cake, you ask? A cake shaped like something you love! I would get one of me eating a cake that looks like me eating a cake. It would be a Mobius strip of cake eating and narcissism.
LINK: Humor Articles via Random Good Stuff.
Special thanks to everyone who posted a resolution below. Congrat to LAX, you’ve won the secret prize (true the winner was picked at random, but there’s something fun about the fact that in picking you, we’ve also fullfilled the prophacy).
For everyone still in need of resolve, might we suggest the New Year’s Resolutions Generator.
PS: We’re back to the regular schedule on Monday. There’s about 50 resumes to go though, hopefully by then though there will be some new faces in the driver’s seat. Happy New Year!
LINK: Newyearsresolutiongenerator. 2010 thanks to Marcus Rich for sending it my way.
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Pick up someone else's camera.
Let your face get completely slack.
Shake hard.
Flash.
Wait for it to be found.
Smile.
The next time someone picks you up in their car - say a friend or family member - climb in the back, right-hand seat, leaving the front passenger seat empty. With a straight face, tell 'em where to. It's a little game I call "Chauffeur." Fun.
Write the letters "B" and "R" on a one-dollar bill. Tuck your boner anywhere you please. Pull it out when least expected for maximum effect.
For this one, you need to be in the back of a car.
And you can't be the only one there.
first, let your body go limp (it helps to imagine you've actually got no bones).
Next, undo you're seatbelt.
Now play Jello.
The fun starts midway through the first turn one.
On a hot day, few things beat "stinky ice cream":
While eating with a friend, ask if their's smells funny too.
When they go in for a whiff, give the old elbow a little bump.
Not too hard, just enough to powder their nose.
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