Meet Sean White’s $500,000 Private Halfpipe. Kinda makes you wish you had a sponsor, right? Post what it is you’d do if you had a sponsor picking up your tab below. Think big. And fun. The winner might win a blank check (might not, you never know though) but they will win a prize come the end of the week. How fun is that?
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January 25th, 2010 at 11:05 am
If someone would sponsor me, I’d make the world’s largest marsh mallow and eat it. I know, you’re asking why? For starters, they’d be my competitive TV watching sponsor, that’s why. Now does it make more sense?
January 25th, 2010 at 11:06 am
With the right sponsorship dollars I could finally lotion any and every woman in need.
January 25th, 2010 at 11:06 am
I’d start the world’s first inner-city panda farm. HFIT?
January 25th, 2010 at 11:07 am
I’d make every post on Zoomdoggle a reality. PRIZE PLEASE!
January 25th, 2010 at 11:08 am
I’d put the sponsor’s name on the side of a bus and go on tour. I’ve always wanted to live on a tour bus.
January 25th, 2010 at 11:09 am
Question: Anon, would you be eating the pandas or milking them?
Answer: You wouldn’t have to milk them, that’s what my sponsor would pay me to do.
Note: Interplay of comments should win prizes.
January 25th, 2010 at 11:11 am
I’d cover the whole of Haiti in the Red Bull logo and rebuild. Doesn’t that sounds like a better way to spend dollars than a giant groove that’s going to melt and was only dug for one already spoiled kid?
January 25th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Instead of having a small anti-gravity chamber like the ones the astronauts practice in I would make my whole house like that so i could just float around the house and never use the stairs again.
January 25th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
I would have them buy me a vacant hotel and devote each floor to a different theme: one entirely covered in chalkboards, one covered in foam, one devoted to breaking stuff, one made into a pool, etc.
January 25th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
If I had a sponsor, I wouldn’t do just one thing, I’d spend my day thinking of new ways to make people smile, and brighten up the world with a bit of silliness, and then go out and do them! Anything to keep that inner child alive and kicking for everyone.
January 25th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
If I had a corporate sponsor, I would sponsor a kids day in Hoboken where every young person would receive a new book or toy that wants one.
People helping people. Boom!
January 25th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Slap the name of a sponsor on a hot air balloon and travel around North America for free. That’s worth some of my time.
January 25th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
If I had a sponsor, I’d build a zombie-proof lair.
January 25th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Can a Mini pull an Airstream?
January 25th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Make Everything out of Leaves…
January 26th, 2010 at 1:57 am
I would put an house without floor over a giant fan to live as if there was no gravity (or at least do permanent sky diving, sky dive on my facebook, sky dive my ceasar salad and sky dive in my toilets).
January 26th, 2010 at 1:59 am
Ouuups sorry HebrewHammer, didn’t see your post, so basically we both have awesome ideas.
January 26th, 2010 at 10:02 am
buy a super flashy car, cover it in full body stick er of the sponsor and “ride out”
January 26th, 2010 at 11:33 am
I would go from high school to high school, with random objects and have an engineering challenge. To get kids using there minds and creating new ideas. Lets see what can be created from random crap being thrown together.
January 26th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
I would make the best bike ever and cycle it every day
January 26th, 2010 at 6:45 pm
edit Id make two one for personal and then auction the other for charity (which is haiti focused atm)
January 27th, 2010 at 7:25 am
i think a snowboard sponsor would be cool. that way i wouldn’t have to pay so much to go with the ski club, and be able to teach the people at my school how to snowboard better (they’re still having trouble going down the bunny slopes)
January 29th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
After thinking about it, i would get a bunch of cool dollar store toys, wrap them up and give them to random people as a present. A dollar can buy a lot of fun, really.