CONTRIBUTE: Unnecessary “Quotes”
Ok, this is an easy one, “fun” too. Check out my new “favorite” blog – The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks – pretty good, right? Next, leave a comment below. Make sure the “comment” is loaded with at least one set of unnecessary quotation marks that changes it’s meaning completely. The best comment come the end of the week wins a “secret prize”. Ready? Set? Go!
UPDATE: And the winner is “Maggie.” Well played my new found friend. Dropping you an email now to get your “details” and send you a “prize.”
LINK: Unnecessaryquotes.
January 5th, 2010 at 10:35 am
My “balls” itch.
January 5th, 2010 at 10:36 am
Please hold on to the “bar” while the “train” is in motion.
January 5th, 2010 at 10:37 am
All “work” and no “play” makes “Jack” a dull “boy.”
January 5th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Who let the “dogs” out.
January 5th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Is it just me or do all of these “comments” sound “dirty”?
January 5th, 2010 at 10:48 am
the “best” part of using “quotes”, is doing the “finger-quotes” in “real” life.
January 5th, 2010 at 11:26 am
Wow, this “turkey” sandwich is really “good”.
January 5th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
“”Hi I’m Jake!
10 words I find fun: kerfuffle, whippersnapper, nipple, discombobulated, grommet, condiments, spork, floozy, boa, and dogapult.”"
(see the unnecessary quotes there?)
January 5th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
For Sale:
“Free, Live puppies!”
January 5th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
The “band” Nickelback sure have had a lot of “hits.”
January 5th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
This is so much “fun”!
January 5th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Sorry, we’re closed. “Be back soon.”
January 5th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
“unnecessary” “quotes” are “not” unnecessary they show that the “writer” of the “sign or post “what have you” is slightly “retarded”
January 5th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
“I” really and truly “love” using “quotation marks” to make wat I “type” seem “important”
January 5th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I “know” how to use these “fancy” quotes just as “well” as the next “guy”, idiot!
January 5th, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Will you “marry” me?
Your baby is so “cute”
January 5th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
I just want the “secret” prize.
January 5th, 2010 at 8:16 pm
I hope the “prize” is Buckyballs.
January 6th, 2010 at 1:36 am
Birds of a feather “flock” together.
January 7th, 2010 at 11:03 am
Help yourself to a free “sample”!
January 7th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Big fan of fauxtation marks!