CONTEST: We Want Your Spam
If you’ve been paying attention at the back, you’ll know I’ve launched my first product with the aim of making cash for a sexual health charity. Â I’m taking subject lines form those adult email spams and putting them on funky lil’ badges/button. It’s time to notch-up the fun though by turning a good idea into a lightning fun contest.
Here’s the deal:  You can win one of these fabulous packets of 5 Seksi Spam Buttons.  All you have to do is post the worst/best/awfullest adult spam subject line you’ve received this week in the comments section. Best one (or ones) wins. How fun is that? Maybe yours will even end up on a button of its own. Bet you never thought someone would ask for spam did you!?
LINK: Seksispambuttons.
October 2nd, 2009 at 11:33 am
I’ll start (but obviously, can’t win) I got this one this morning:
“He eyeball !”
What!?
October 2nd, 2009 at 1:41 pm
An interesting one I got a few days ago: “Sophie detected the faint hint of a lopsided grin growing across”
October 2nd, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Do you want to be bigger where it counts?
October 2nd, 2009 at 2:45 pm
See what everyone wants to know
October 2nd, 2009 at 2:46 pm
The information YOU REQUESTED
October 2nd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Term Life Rates, Lowest ln History
October 2nd, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Yum, here’s a fun one….
DeepRape videos
October 2nd, 2009 at 4:41 pm
“Japanese Coral: Now women will bring you coffee to bed in gratitude of the night.”
October 3rd, 2009 at 1:09 am
YOU CAN AFFORD BETTER BREASTS!
October 3rd, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Jake, am I having “lightening fun” yet?
October 4th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
This one really made me wonder what the hell they were thinking.. why would i want to see my colleagues nude??? ewwwwwwwww!
“Find your colleagues’ nu-pics”
October 5th, 2009 at 4:45 am
2 MOAR:
“Be really licentious tonight” and “Big Day Out!”
October 5th, 2009 at 6:37 am
“have sideways secks with a pinecone”
idk what they were thinking, but it was in something i got and i lold for a bit
October 6th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
“No answer -> you die”
“have a concrete thing in pants!”
“vex wifely”
“Goal: male lever up”
October 6th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Alrighty ! Time to call time on the competition, before I fall of the bottom of the page.
Jake, I need a hand. I can’t choose between Cleminem’s “pinecone” and Steves “Vex wifely”
Claire’s ““Japanese Coral: Now women will bring you coffee to bed in gratitude of the night.—
Is pretty sweet too!
Help!
Thanks to you all for playing along. You’re all winners in the game of life.
But only one win for the buttons.
October 8th, 2009 at 8:36 am
“Need preposterous lovemaking?
I received the little nugget of gold over the summer and I don’t have the heart to delete it from my inbox. I cracks me up everyyyytime.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
“Support you cust ard launcher”
October 15th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Just love it!!
October 19th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
preporsperous love making is FANTASTIC!
October 24th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
“What’s up now bitch” (it’s about a subscription to HeathCare Newsletter?)
“I could already hear the sound of the public coach thundering towards us in the distance”
“Best she-male traps”
“Your love torch won’t blow out”
‘I am so angry with you”