Zoomdoggle: More fun than work!

Want to call out sick today, but worried you’ve run out of sympathy cards to play with your boss. Meet the ultimate ‘get out of work’ card, one that comes in a box and has it’s own name. Each Office Kid kit comes with a framed picture of a child (ethnicity of your choice), a work of children’s art, and a list of suggested excuses. Everyone will think you have a child. A child who happens to get sick the day after you go out. For an additional $10, you can have jr photoshopped into a sports team picture or get a doctor’s note on official-looking stationery.

LINK: Theofficekid via Neatorama.