QUICK: What Does This Internet Think?
Ever wondered what the Internet is thinking about something? Now there’s a new tool that claims to do just that by taking the world wide web’s temp (i.e. doing a search of some kind), then boiling down all of the comments, posts and pages it finds to just three simple feelings (positive, negative, or indifferent). Only, I’m not so sure it works. According to this thing, the web is 76% positive on Iran. It also says it’s 66% pro Hitler. And 89% in favor of my penis. So is it broken, or is the web just was more cheery today than ever before? Only one way to know: Try to make the system return a negative result and post your findings below.
LINK: Whatdoestheinternetthink via Presurfer.
June 22nd, 2009 at 10:46 am
The only thing I could get a negative result for is:
Paedopphiles
82,2 % negative
17.1 % postive
,but it took me a long time to think of something so gross that nobody would like it. And btw it is a good sign that, according to the site, nobody does.
June 22nd, 2009 at 10:57 am
Got one on my first try!
Apparently the internet is negative towards “Gays”
78% negative.
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:04 pm
apparently murder is good (86.8% positive), people could go either way about rednecks (48.9% negative) and no one cares about aliens (99.4% don’t care). interesting.
June 22nd, 2009 at 6:08 pm
‘British National Party”: 97.4% negative, 2.6% positive.
Strangley ‘Nazi Party’ came back 100% positive.
June 22nd, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Conclusion: The internet is 100% positive on the subject of zoomdoggle, according to Google.
June 22nd, 2009 at 11:47 pm
the internet is negative on colored people by 67.3%
and KKK by 46.8%
June 22nd, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Feminists 66% negative
Sigh…
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:46 am
First try.
George Bush
66.8% negative.
That was about his disapproval rating before he left office. Go figure.
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:52 am
Puppy Killers!
100% negative
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:54 am
and exams
98.8% negative
Heck yes
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
100% of the internet likes weed.
http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=marijuana&st=all
June 24th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
The Internet does not like getting fired – but everyone cares about cupcakes!!
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:39 pm
hmm…
boy, i knew vista wasn’t popular, but i never suspected this!
http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=vista&st=google 76% against…
http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=vista&st=google 20.6%!!!
so, Vista’s worse than satan, then… okAAAy…
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:41 pm
http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=forty+two&st=google
i guess everyone likes the answer to life, the universe, and everything!
July 25th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Rotten fish: 93.6% negative, 6.4% positive (3 results)
I commercial salmon fisher and I can’t believe that anybody would have a positive opinion of the rot that washes up on these beaches!