QUICK: Leave a Person, Place & Thing (so I can write a USER-GENERATED JOKE)
I wrote a joke (I think) and now I don’t want to stop. But I need your help for inspiration:
Leave a person, place, and thing, all in a single comment below. Make it as hard as you like, the weirder the better. Sometime in the next week or so I’m choosing one and writing a custom joke based on it. How fun is that? But there’s more…
Want to get in on the action too? Choose one comment (complete with person, place, and thing) and write a joke of your own based on it. If you upload it to YouTube and send me the link, I’ll post it here as well (so long as it’s not tooo offensive). Best one submitted by the time I post my user-generated joke wins a… um… SOMETHING. Yup. Something. Something you want though. It’s go time.
May 19th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
William Shatner, the Costwolds, an inflatable banana.
Have fun (:
May 19th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Rabbi
Amsterdam
Starfish
=)
May 19th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Kanye West
Your Moms Basement
Etch-a-Sketch
May 19th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Chicken wing, a super market, and me: Roc. GO.
May 19th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Is you joke just a bit racist maybe?
May 19th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Person: Lindsey Lohan
Place: The trunk of a van
Thing: A kazoo
I tried to make it hard, but somehow it seems like it might have written itself already.
May 19th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
This, that, and there. No really. Or wait, Them, There, This. Right, got it now.
May 19th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Barak the man Obama.
The white house.
And a blackberry.
You could probably page through Newsweek and find something on this already, but still, I haven’t heard it yet.
May 19th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
2 girls + a bar + pulled pork in a bowl
May 19th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Person: Sammy Davis Jr.
Place: The Employee Break Room of a Kinko’s.
Thing: A 1994 Ford Escort.
May 19th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
llama.
May 19th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
One good looking boy – you need your own TV show.
May 19th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
person: cap’n crunch
place: the pentagon
thing: lime green jello
May 19th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Person(s): The cast from the TV sitcom Friends
Place: Sweden
Thing: A limited edition full scale replica of the Death Star
Hahaha, that writes itself!
May 19th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
-Patrick Swayze
-Your Ford Fiesta
-Twitter
Drats! The thief was revealed. Noooo.
May 19th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Phyllis Diller
The Jungle Room @ Graceland
Toilet plunger
May 19th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
A.C. Slater
Used Car Dealership
A bottle of whiskey
May 20th, 2009 at 12:46 am
george jetson. 24hr walgreens. flinstone vitamins.
May 26th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Batman
Neverland
A tin of custard
HOI OI.
May 28th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Person: The “ShamWow” Guy
Place: a hotel room
Thing: a bit tounge
…Oh wait.
June 10th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
I disagree. ticketslayer@gmail.com