Walk Through Walls-ish, aka The Studfinder
SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Walk Through Walls-ish, aka The Studfinder
There are all kinds of walls. Brick ones. Stone ones. Berlin ones. This power vibrates your molecules allowing you to walk through walls, but only halfway. You never actually make it through the opposite side of the wall you entered.
Trapped in a madman’s labyrinth?
See what brand of sheetrock he used.
Wake up hungover on Amontillado wine and enclosed in an Italian catacomb?
Admire the masonry work as you slowly suffocate.
LINK: Superuseless.





March 31st, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Hi Jake! I don’t know if you’ve seen this, but I think you might appreciate it: http://www.hulu.com/watch/4180/saturday-night-live-ed-glosser-trivial-psychic