The Hello Bar is a simple web toolbar that engages users and communicates a call to action.

QUICK: How Big is Your Twitter Penis?

I know, that I care officially confirms my status as a nerd, but hey, sometimes nerding-out is fun. Show ‘em if you’ve got ‘em. Click over to ePenis, plug in your user name to find your score, then post it below along with a link to your Twitter account. While you’re at it, follow everyone who’s posted before you. That way we can all grow together.

Moving the party to another platform is fun. Doing it by way of a dick joke… how fun is that?

LINK: Epenis.

14 Responses to “QUICK: How Big is Your Twitter Penis?”

  1. jakehimself says:

    15.674 http://www.twitter.com/jakehimself

    Next up?

  2. Jill says:

    Jake, I love you.

  3. jakehimself says:

    @Jill, this means you’re not on Twitter, right?

    I wonder what the overlap is between Zoomdoggle and Twitter. Only one way to know, right?

  4. Jack says:

    3cm?!? I’m going to overcompensate and buy a twitter ferrari.

  5. Jack says:

    oh yeah, corporategamer is me.

  6. Jill says:

    I’m on Twitter (elevendreams), me and my measley 6 cm.

  7. jakehimself says:

    Cool cool, but if everyone formats it correctly (IE http://www.twitter.com/ you know the drill, just cut and paste really) then others can just click and follow).

    NOTE: I fully understand that posting this Twitter penis thing, probably didn’t really make me a nerd. This comment about formatting on the other hand…

  8. Jill says:

    Oh I see, formatting nerd, you intended me to type http://www.twitter.com/elevendreams ? My deepest apologies for the oversight. It’s a good thing you have a big twitter penis (although you got nothing on Tina Fey!) or I might have not given a poop about linking people to my twitter account.

    Oh who am I kidding, I am at your mercy…

  9. jakehimself says:

    Yup, this is FAIL. Jill and I, the two player, already know each other on Twitter. Oh well. Sometimes you win, sometimes you loose.

  10. Jill says:

    Word.

  11. twoeightnine says:

    18.57cm, ladies…

    http://www.twitter.com/twoeightnine

  12. milleniajc says:

    6.25cm. Still growing!

    http://www.twitter.com/milleniajc

  13. Cassidy says:

    25.78 cm. wow, who knew?

    http://twitter.com/gemielicious

  14. heather says:

    Well, I don’t have twitter. But I used a would-be name and scored “infinity cm.” I rock.

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