Omegle: Talk To Strangers
Omegle is like an IM you don’t have to sign-up for… but one you can’t connect with friends with. Er, well, maybe new friends. Push the “start chat” button and it pairs you off randomly with someone else willing to play. How fun is that? The first time I pushed it my new found friend started our session with “don’t be boring… please don’t be boring.” The second time I took matters into my own hands.
It’s like a party-line from the ’80s. Or a chat room without a subject. How fun is that? Really though, it is kind of addictive. What happened when you pushed the button? Do share.
March 31st, 2009 at 10:01 am
this has got to be the best thing out there, i had one person tell me to lower my voice when i said hello becasue russian spies were listening in to our top secret converstation about my brother who has gone awol and only i could take him out
March 31st, 2009 at 10:42 am
try to start you conversation with “NOT YOU AGAIN!!”. things can only go funner!
March 31st, 2009 at 10:58 am
hahaha fun. Mine degenerated into sex talk fairly fast.
March 31st, 2009 at 11:03 am
I just had the best convo:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi!
Stranger: is it me you’re looking for?
Stranger: i wonder where you are?
You: and i wonder what you do
You: are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Stranger: and i wonder what you do?
You: or is someone loving you?
Stranger: tell me how to win your heart
You: cause i havent got a clue
Stranger: and let me start by saying
You: i love you
Stranger: lionel?
Stranger: is that you?
You: blind sculptor lady??
Stranger: bad sculpter
You: she was
You: hard to get the jheri-curl just right, though.
Stranger: do you dance on the ceiling?
You: what a feeling!
Stranger: when you’re dancing on the ceiling?
You: exactly
Stranger: gives me headrush
You: All night long?
March 31st, 2009 at 11:07 am
At last, people are commenting on Zoomdoggle… could anything make me happier? The anwer: nope.
(Wipes tear from eye as he watches little blog begin to grow up.)
March 31st, 2009 at 12:08 pm
I haven’t gotten any comments. Not even on my flickr.
March 31st, 2009 at 12:18 pm
There’s site wich does almost the same called A Nice Chat – http://www.anicechat.net/
March 31st, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Stranger: hello
You: let’s talk about life
Stranger: do you believe in god
You: no i meant the cereal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I LOVE THIS
March 31st, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Stranger: sup bitch
You: hahah aight?
Stranger: im on a boat
Stranger: riding dolphins
You: oh yeah, I’m wingwalking on a spitfire
Stranger: doing flips and shit
You: that is fucked up
Stranger: getting everybody all wet
Stranger: but this aint sea worl
Stranger: d
You: the wind is in my hair a bit ans it’s pretty hard keeping hold of my imac
Stranger: this is real as it gets
You: are ther any penguins?
Stranger: nah man, im on a boat
Stranger: but believe me when i say
Stranger: i fucked a mermaid
goodbye life, this is where I will be….
March 31st, 2009 at 2:47 pm
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS A REAL CONVERSATION I JUST HAD
Stranger: Jake?
Stranger: Is that you?
You: wait
You: jake from zoomdoggle?
Stranger: No way!
You: no it isn’t me
You: haha
Stranger: :’(
You: but i got this link from zoomdoggle
You: this is really weird though
You: haha
Stranger: I thought it was you …
You: i wish
You: i will be posting this in the comments section though
March 31st, 2009 at 4:26 pm
@Pat, I don’t believe a word of that. No way you got connected to another Zoomdoggle reader. I’d love to think you’re telling the truth (how fun would that be?) but nope. No way no how.
March 31st, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Jake, I swear on my life I’m not making this up. I started the convo by saying, “Carol?” cause I had been playfully screwing with this woman who told me her name was Carol before quitting (obviously I knew I wasn’t going to find her but still fun to open a convo like that) and said stranger responded by asking if I was Jake and I thought, no way they can’t be referring to that Jake. But I asked anyway and there you have it.
If it makes you feel any more inclined to believe me, I told her I am a frequent Zoomdoggler and she told me that 4chan.org is better and to recruit members. I respectfully quit.
IF THAT PERSON IS READING THIS PLEASE BACK ME UP.
March 31st, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like beer
Stranger: yes
You: what about nuts
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
March 31st, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Stranger: Hello
You: this is so random
You: im f from australia
You: you
Stranger: yeah I know its kinda cool but a lot of nerds are on cool I’m from the states
You: whats wrong with nerds
You: lol
You: i used to live in ca
Stranger: lol nothing just the trolls are the annoying ones
You: oh, the ones advertising crapo
Stranger: yeah
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You: i dont know, this is my second tme one
You: woah
You: thats cool
You: who is it? barack
You: lol
Stranger: no Rick Astley lol
You: i dont know who that is
You: sorry
Stranger: seriously?
You: no
You: is he a singer?
Stranger: you’ve never been rick rolled before?
You: rick rolled?
You: no
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i must confess, i had to wiki rick astley after this….
March 31st, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hm.
You: tell me a secret
Stranger: I have a cat.
You: how is that a secret?
You: that’s more like a fact.
Stranger: It’s verboten by the government.
Stranger: Now, YOU tell me a secret.
You: (i don’t know what verboten means, but i’m going to guess what it means in the context of your sentence)
You: that must’ve been a tasty cat!
Stranger: I dare say it was!
Stranger: You’re a bright soul.
Stranger: So, do tell me, are you a republican?
You: well, my mother IS rainbow bright.
You: republican? i don’t know what that means either, but i’m going to again intepret based on your sentence.
You: so yes, i am a republican, but i also like to eat fish sometimes.
Stranger: Fish?
Stranger: You must be joking.
You: does that make me a bad person?
Stranger: That’s SICK.
You: that’s what my father said
You: he’s aquaman, afterall
Stranger: Your father sounds like a wise man.
You: he was. but he smells.
Stranger: It’s good breeding nonetheless!
You: my parents named me rainbow trout.
Stranger: Hence the fish eating?
You: i have self-esteem issues
You: you can say that i’m a self-hating fish.
Stranger: Yes, yes, you do.
Stranger: Do you swim?
You: not enough
Stranger: That’s confusing…
You: i figure, it’s just easier to have the water flow AROUND me rather than me swimming THROUGH the water
Stranger: So you like cutting edges.
You: figuratively, yes. i don’t have thumbs, afterall
Stranger: I think it’s your mother’s fault.
You: true. she never did like to color-coordinate her clothing.
Stranger: That woman…
You: she figured, if she wore EVERY color, no one will notice that she’s not matching her pants and shirts correctly
You: i keep telling her… but she doesn’t listen
You: it’s SO embarrassing when we go to the mall
Stranger: Why doesn’t she just wear some shoes instead?
You: she said it makes her toes claustrophobic
You: she had a bad incident with a sock once when she was young
Stranger: Everyone has to make some sacrifices.
You: what can i say? my mom’s a free spirit
Stranger: And so are you!
You: and my dad’s a total conservative.
Stranger: Woopedidoo
Stranger: See!
You: my family’s like a TGIF sitcom!
Stranger: I know someone who’d fix you.
You: as long as it’s not a fisherman
Stranger: Darn.
Stranger: Listen, son.
Stranger: I gotta run.
Stranger: Take care.
April 1st, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Mom’ ?
Stranger: It’s you ?!
You: well, I’d really appreciate if you’d call me Dad from now on
Stranger: Sorry… False number…
April 1st, 2009 at 5:03 pm
So my new code to see if someone is a Zoomdoggler is to begin every conversation with ‘Do you like cupcakes?’ – this was the entirety of my third attempt:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like cupcakes?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Favorite bands. Go!
You: Pantera, Phish, Rolling Stones
Stranger: Too old.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Too old…..or just fantastic taste in music?!
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Hahaha, proof that there are older people on there.
You: Hi!
Stranger: hello
You: how’re you?
Stranger: tired yet unable to sleep
You: Know the feelin’.
Stranger: it sucks and the internet doesnt help it either
You: Haha, I know. There’s so many interesting things to look at.
Stranger: porn etc hee hee.where are you from?
You: lmao. USA.
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: ireland.never been to the states.you ever in ireland?
Stranger: anyone there?or are you watching porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Whoops
You: Sorry!
You: Watching the new movie coming out with the Baron Cohen dude.
Stranger: n
You: Ireland. xD Sweet. And no I haven’t been there, but I’m going to go one day soon.
Stranger: its niiiiiiiiccccccccceeee as borat would say.economy is fucked though like everywhere else.bad budget due next week
You: Ooh, that is sucky.
You: Everything is falling apart everywhere, really.
Stranger: ah well we will just have to suck it up till things improve.dont look at it as a reccesion rather a pre-boom
You: Lol, exactly. ^^ Optimism is key.
Stranger: that and prozak
You: Lmfao. That might help, too.
You: For me, tis music.
Stranger: what you into music wise
You: Alternative Rock. ish.
Stranger: will listen to anything except country.that stuff sucks donkey balls
You: Omg. You are my hero! Totally agree.
You: Well, that and the “hardcore” rap stuff. Ech.
Stranger: liked rap in my younger days to be honest.
You: Egad!
You: Can’t say anything there, really. I did, too.
Stranger: well i am 37 so im talking early 90′s
You: Hooo. I’m not that old, so I’m more like late 90′s.
Stranger: how old are you and no im not a dirty old pervert hee hee
You: Haha, I’d hope not. And I’m a good bit younger than half of your age.
April 4th, 2009 at 4:30 am
Stranger: no time for chit chat
You: hey…I’m not wearing pants!
Stranger: you must do exactly as i say
You: ok.
You: I’m listening
Stranger: or my cover will get blown
You: did you take my pants?
Stranger: no i did not take your pants
Stranger: but i know where they are
You: ok.
You: i need to find my pants!
Stranger: it is being held hostage
Stranger: in the coast of south africa
You: again?!
You: It’s those drug cartels!
Stranger: i am a covert agent sent out to look for your pants
Stranger: if word gets out, i am doomed
You: oh good.l they finally sent someone competent
Stranger: where are you located right now
You: I’m in San Diego.
You: I don’t know why they took my pants all the way there
Stranger: you need to go to little italy
Stranger: look south west bound into the harbour
Stranger: there will be a boat waiting for you
You: But it’s one fifteen!
You: O
You: I’m tired.
You: and i can;t go all the way out there in my undies!
Stranger: DO YOU WANT YOUR PANTS OR NOT
Stranger: WE DONT HAVE TIME
You: Damn them!
Stranger: THEY HAVE YOUR PROFILE
You: Fine. But don’t laugh at my hannah montana boxers!
Stranger: which is exactly why they took YOUR pants
You: where is the boat taking me?
Stranger: they need it to make a biological-chemical attack in an undisclosed location
Stranger: they will take you due south to the naval base
You: Out of my pants?
You: Is that a fart joke?
Stranger: which then you will be required to highjack a submarine
Stranger: at any means necessary
You: Do I get a gun?
Stranger: no
You: Or some replacement pants?
Stranger: NO TIME FOR THAT
Stranger: when you approach
Stranger: i have hired an informant to leave the security door open
You: of the sub?
Stranger: of the compound
You: wait can I write this down?
You: I’m confused.
Stranger: you will need to find the submarine located on the south west side
Stranger: number LB80912
Stranger: there you will find your guns
Stranger: and a team in which i hand selected
You: Do they get to wear pants?
Stranger: and nachos will be served
Stranger: they will be in proper military attire
Stranger: you will get debriefed there
Stranger: now you must get going
You: What?
Stranger: you only have 10 minutes
Stranger: before they destroy your pants
You: But I’m wear boxers! Not briefs!
Stranger: oh yeah, and they have your family hostage as well.
Stranger: good luck!
April 5th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Stranger: Okay, i’d like one filet-o-fish with chips
You: any sauce with that?
Stranger: and a strawberry milkshake please
Stranger: no thanks
You: we currently have a special offer, where if you buy one box of cookies, we throw in a second one for free.
You: would you like to take advantage of that offer?
Stranger: i don’t want cookies
Stranger: i just want my filet-o-fish
You: ok, that will be $9.90
Stranger: and my chips and milkshake
Stranger: nothing else!!
You: Just drive through to the next window please….
April 7th, 2009 at 3:55 am
Hi,I’m a Chinese student.I just know little about English.These days we often have exams at school, I didn’t achieve my goals many times.But I had tried my best.So I feel unhappy.However ,my parents don’t understand me. Could you help me ?
April 7th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Stranger: what kinda music are you into?
You: Indie Rock, Post Rock/Experimental
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
April 8th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Guys, you should really get some of these on zomegle.com – then the whole world can share in the strange and wonderful world of the omegle 1-on-1
April 8th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
conversation with stranger leads to best fake party ever:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: i spy
You: an elephant!
Stranger: with my little eye
Stranger: OH SHIT
Stranger: WHERE? D;
You: running straigt at us!!
You: waaah
You: !
Stranger: OH FK D;
Stranger: we is gonna die
You: wait
Stranger: -waits.
You: i”mma jump into the tree
Stranger: oh
You: i pull you up!
You: we’z safe!
Stranger: what if he runs into the tree? D:
You: oh shit!
Stranger: we need some indians
You: big cat in tree
Stranger: to kill this elephant
You: and da cat!
Stranger: DDD; YOU’RE HORRIBLE AT SAVING PEOPLE
You: wait i have this bomb here
You: could that help
?
Stranger: …
Stranger: it can
Stranger: if we throw it
Stranger: and run
Stranger: very
Stranger: very
Stranger: far away
Stranger: what type of bomb?
You: um, granade?
You: oooh
You: i will throw it on the ground
You: and the elephant will get scared and run away
You: cat too
Stranger: he’ll think its a mouse
You: right
Stranger: i just so happen
Stranger: to have grey paint
Stranger: and pink paint
You: we might get dirty tho
Stranger: on my persons
Stranger: thats fine with me (;
You: perfect!!
You: hooray we is saved!!!
Stranger:
Stranger: party?
You: party!!
You: balloons!
Stranger: trampoline
Stranger: and bouncy castles!
You: YES!
You: plus lotsa cakes!
Stranger: mm and chips
You: and maybe a nice monkey?
Stranger: oh yes.
You: only nice kind tho
You: he dances with us
Stranger: good
April 10th, 2009 at 11:11 am
hi,are you stranger
April 10th, 2009 at 11:12 am
is everybody here?
April 11th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Stranger: avada kedavra
:D:D:D
You: i have a big blue dildo
You: and it just came out of youre wand
You: harry fucker
You:
Stranger: nice
Stranger:
You: yeah
You: wanna get laid, little wizard?
Stranger: okay
You: put your hand
You: down your pan ts
You: and i bet you’ll feel nuts
Stranger: yeah!
You: go further
You: and you’ll feel a hole
You: put your wand there
Stranger: yes : )
You: does that feel nice?
You: or good?
Stranger: very good : )))))
You: then you’re a fag
You: latah
April 12th, 2009 at 12:17 am
Of all the long, drawn out convos I had, some involving pizza toppings, others involving “WHY GRETA? WHY?” my favorite is still-
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: pedro
You: martinez
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
April 18th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
FINALLY!
http://omeglogs.tumblr.com/
April 19th, 2009 at 9:21 am
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 52 transgender alaska
You: you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
April 19th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
@Jill – yay! Thanks!
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:00 am
guys, omgbash.com
is much better than zomegle, because I believe they moderate them better.
much less clutter. check it out.
April 23rd, 2009 at 3:27 am
@Brian: I think the point is that the users moderate the quotes by voting. the site owners shouldn’t be dictating what’s funny!
and as for less clutter, omgbash is just a vanilla build of the chirpy qdb script – at least zomegle have customised it a bit!
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:24 am
omg bash seems to be made up of kids trying to instigate cyber sex and thinly-veiled racism. Moderation +10…
May 6th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
holy crap i love this.
July 1st, 2009 at 8:41 am
@Peter
I agree, zomegle.com seems superior to omgbash. Like you say, they have at least customized chirpy, and went even went as far as not just copying bash.org’s name
July 17th, 2009 at 7:13 am
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: ey
Stranger: where are you from
You: shnarg
Stranger: okay
You: u?
Stranger: Denmark
You: is that like shnarg
Stranger: I dont know, because I dont know shnarg
You: its full of hot naked men
Stranger: Okay
You: is it?
Stranger: No way
You: darn
You: u missing out
Stranger: so?
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
August 28th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
You: WTF
Stranger: Excuse me?
You: I had just got it on with your wife by accident
You: sry
Stranger: i have to go now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hey!
You: 17 f united states
You: you?
Stranger: 15 f Australia
Stranger: i live in a hollow tree
You: oh yeah
You: i live under a bridge myself
Stranger: thats cool
You: do you have tree friends?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: santas elves are usually quite hospitible
You: sweet
Stranger: how about the troll that lives under hte bridge
You: but, i thought santa was like in the arctic or something
Stranger: do you know him
Stranger: ?
You: he’s my neighbor
Stranger: no santa apparent;y lives in brazil
You: he’s sort of a jackass most of the time. loud parties, no respect if i need sleep
You: but its alright
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: this is far more interesting conversation than ive heard all day
You: same.
Stranger: this is sallys mum
Stranger: thanks for talking to my daughter
Stranger: she doesnt get out much
You: oh sad
You: and your welcome
Stranger: i like you
You: i like tree people
Stranger: thanks so much!!
Stranger: tell the troll to not be so rude
You: yeah i try
Stranger: hes a meanie
You: but he’s just, so rude.
Stranger: hehehe
You: i’m sorry but i have to go now.. the troll is having a party and invited me this time
December 15th, 2009 at 2:02 am
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna cyber? im a guy
You: wanna cyber im a guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
December 26th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Stranger: Hello
You: high want some cocaine <get the hi joke?
Stranger: Ah I do
Stranger: But I’d best not
You: ok
Stranger: Addictive personality and all that
You: weed?
Stranger: I would do anything to have a smoke right now
Stranger: But I quit
Stranger: So also no
You: ok i see where your going ill give you some heroin
Stranger: Go on then
Stranger: Will you e-mail it to me?
You: yeh sure
Stranger: Sweet
Stranger: Attachment
You: ok whats your email address?
Stranger: Brown, black? Tar? Powder
You: powder
Stranger: Jolly good.
Stranger: How shall I pay you?
You: with sex
Stranger: e-sex?
You: yepp
Stranger: Nah I’m an e-virgin
Stranger: Holding out for the right e-dealer
Stranger: Sorry bro
January 27th, 2010 at 11:10 am
moi.
February 17th, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Whuss googd
February 19th, 2010 at 12:02 am
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: wats up
Stranger: nuthn much
Stranger: i know tell me bout it
Stranger: dnt know where to start
Stranger: what happened
Stranger: well shit went down
Stranger: really?
Stranger: yea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
February 23rd, 2010 at 5:41 pm
hello who are you
April 11th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Here’s a nice alternative, trendy too.
http://www.blahtherapy.com
basically for anyone who’s sad or something and just needs someone to talk to. Weed out the pervs?
October 15th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
best prank:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi!
You: describe the place you are in.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: bed
Stranger: cosy
You: what about colours?
Stranger: asl?
You: i’m also n the bed, boy:)
Stranger: nice
You: you’re boy, ya?
Stranger: what r u wearing
You: just intuition…
Stranger: yes
You: well… it’s hard to say:D
You: couse there’s only a few things
Stranger: u want a cam 2 cam?
You: nono, imagine, boy
Stranger: ok
You: well… what have you to say now?
You: i’m waitin’
Stranger: what do u like me to do to your body
Stranger: i can make u wet with my tongue
You: well… first, i supose you have no intuition – do you think i’m a girl? nono, wrong:D And the secound – keep away from here, pervert!
You: haha
Stranger: lol
You: ;p prank
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: good one
Stranger: i m afemale
You: hahahaha!
You: lol!
You: joke 4 joke!
Stranger: lol yes
You: why heve you done this?
Stranger: too many horny ppl here
You: i was just bored for all of this horny people
November 8th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Stranger: Hi asl?
You: 51 f nigeria
*Your conversational partner has disconnected*
December 20th, 2010 at 9:20 am
am here 4 u when u need me
December 20th, 2010 at 9:22 am
just 4 fun
December 21st, 2010 at 5:07 pm
you:hey
Stranger:hi,girl or guy
you:girl 18
Stranger:immma guy 19
Stranger:imagine,laying in bed kissing clothes off and then sucking your tits……
You: hmmm….loveing it
Stranger:going down to your pussy liking it then your butthole, now are you ready for this baby.
You;OH YES!
stranger:pulling out my dick and bamm!
you:oh yes!
Stranger:…..
You: faster….faster!
Stranger: down your butthole…
Strabger:almost there……bam!
you:hmmm…..BABY!HMMMMM! HMMMN! FASTER FASTER!
stranger: took it out now the sperm stuff comes out….
you: oh that was sooo goood! to bad its over
stranger:yeah, lets do cam cam so i can see you naked and you cansee me.
you:totaly lets do it we can also have sex on there…
stranger:how…?
you: get your dick i will put my vagina up on the cam and you put it ther and to kiss same well ust be naked!
stranger: ok! lets have sex now byeee c you on!
You:ok! sex time
May 22nd, 2011 at 1:01 am
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: WELCOME TO MY LAIR!
You: Speak peasant!
Stranger: hi
You: To what do I owe this pleasure?
Stranger: ok
You: Are you a male, peasant?
Stranger: yaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: o hold on i just little bit busy dont call me peasant
You: And why is that, ……..peasant?
Stranger: because i my mind peasant is a kisan na?
Stranger: hey where have you gone?
You: Do not tell the master what to do?! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Stranger: o cant u talk in simple language what rubbish are u talking ?
You: I am speaking my language! What other realm are you from?!
Stranger: r u male or female and from where are you talking?
You: I am a female young one
Stranger: o thats gr8 but which is ur hometown?
You: It is call Numblejock in the country of Pshi
Stranger: o where that are u not chatting with me english?
You: English? In my homeland it is called Woktalk
Stranger: tell me whats ur nice name are u from english country? and which famous country is locted near to it?
You: It is located in the Ocean of Cranpe
June 1st, 2011 at 2:26 am
hi
June 20th, 2011 at 10:05 pm
June 20th, 2011 at 10:07 pm
Avril lavigne :*
June 20th, 2011 at 11:23 pm
lol hha
June 30th, 2011 at 5:03 am
hi
July 2nd, 2011 at 7:57 am
You: stranger is typing…
You: stranger is still typing
You: stranger is slow
You: stranger is as slow as a snail
You: stranger is a retarded mire
You: stranger is imbecile
You: stranger is a dimwit
You: stranger is cortically sub-illuminated
You: AND I AM BORED!!
You have disconnected.
trust me the stranger kept typing through-out i insulted him/her/bi/homo
July 14th, 2011 at 8:11 pm
http://blueprintsintomylookingglass.blogspot.com/
lol omegle.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:11 pm
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i a
Stranger: hi
You: hello there stranger!
Stranger: i am search a human
Stranger:
Stranger: are you human ?
You: ding ding ding! you found a human!!!
Stranger: .d
Stranger: i am from venus
Stranger: i am a alien
You: oooh awesome
You: what’s it like there?
Stranger:
You: They say women are from venus
You: and men are from mars
Stranger:
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i have some friends on mars
Stranger: and venus
You: well I would hope you have friends on venus
You: or you would be a lonely little alien
Stranger:
Stranger: i am a male alien
You: woah! a male alien from venus?!
Stranger: yeah
You: neat
Stranger: and woman live mars
Stranger: i love mars
You: excellent
You: I’ve never been
Stranger: i will attack your world
You: NOOOO!
Stranger:
Stranger: why ?
You: Why would you do that?!
Stranger: because
Stranger: we need power
Stranger: and humans have power
You: we don’t have any power to give you
Stranger: yess
Stranger: you have
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger:
You: nooo
You: are you going to use the humans as sex slaves?
Stranger: lol
Stranger:
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i use
Stranger: hahah
You: please spare me when you attack
Stranger: they will my slaves
You: You can have all of them but me
Stranger: ok
You: yay
You: thank you alien
Stranger:
Stranger: i have antennas
You: how many?
Stranger: one
Stranger: but
Stranger: very big
Stranger: I get signal
You: awesome
You: do you spy on people with your antenna signal?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i can feel humans …….
Stranger:
Stranger: i give human smeel
Stranger:
Stranger: are you have messenger adress ?
You: no
Stranger: i have a galactic messenger adress
You: NICE!
You have disconnected.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:24 pm
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hee
Stranger: horny girl?? :$
You: my mom said not to talk to strangers
You: especially not horny girl strangers
You: do you have candy?
You:
You: I like candy
You: nice men in vans sometimes have candy
Stranger: i like your mom!
Stranger: she’s so nice!
You: yes I know!
Stranger: very cute mom!
Stranger: i love her,, !!
You: I call her mom, but I heard somebody call her “Milf”
You: she loves you too!
Stranger: i know
Stranger: I’m your daddy:)
You: no, my daddy doesn’t love my mommy
You: you are LYING!
Stranger: thats not true
Stranger: i love her
You: you’re not my dad!
Stranger: yes I AM!
You: no way!
You: lets go see Maury, he will tell us the truth!
Stranger: i love the way she fuck me!
You: she’s a crazy bitch
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: i like that
You: but she fucks so good you’re on top of it?
Stranger: on top of what:P?
You: do you dream of doing her all night?
You: scratches all down her back?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
August 18th, 2011 at 5:05 pm
hey