Ready to find out what you need? What you really need? Like on the deepest level possible…
Google knows all. Simply google your name, and the word NEEDS, all in quotes. Whatever comes up is, well, exactly what you need.
It would appear that I need:
-Money for a hooker.
-A woman video.
-A haircut.
-Surgery.
-Love and direction.
What do you need? Look it up, then post the answer in the comments section below. How fun is that?
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Dustin: As I go crashing into my mid thirties, I can say that my friends and I are still rocking the dream and sporting...
Emma: WTF
April: Cool game April: Kitties cute love it April: Boring picture
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kartony: Wow! It’s so funny!
John Aadam: Haaa Haaa .. Its feel quiet unique about the apes … Thought they are were pleasant while posing for the...
Kristina: Mine is: the tan-trum. That is so me lmfaooo
Ryan: “how do you get out of the plastic intact?” squeeze really hard.
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:37 am
Carrie needs:
Plumbing in the cinema.
A virgin at 45.
Help… please.
A tech makeover.
and More deep breathing exercises.
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:40 am
“Anonymous Needs”:
- “Intervention”
- “Projects with peppers.”
- “Help with body odor.”
- “Derren Brown to reverse Sceintology.”
Derren Brown is my favorite. This was a fun one. Anonymous wants more!
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:42 am
Sara needs:
A playful, loving home. (True)
Your opinion on parents sleeping in your bed. (OK)
Yarn coffee. (Weird, but fun sounding)
The perfect shot. (That would be cool)
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:04 am
- needs a 20 second time step
- needs more sleep
- needs no translation
- needs additional singers
- needs to be a bit tighter (!!!)
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:07 am
Justin needs:
- to start playing Smash Bros. Again.
- a date.
- Australia.
- your help.
- a partner…
- a clever display name.
- an attitude adjustment.
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 am
Jill needs…
- to earn enough money to buy a new skateboard
- Jack
- to wake up and smell the emotional abuse (!!!)
- to go out (true)
- a session on “What Not to Wear” (I resent that!)
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:09 am
Aaron needs:
-to learn how to count
-help after getting detention for trying to celebrate National High Five Day (!!!)
-new thongs
-help deciding on a haircut
-a Tracheotomy
I also found a blog entry on this exact subject (Googling: “Aaron needs”). How fun!
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 am
Elizabeth needs:
Protection from kidnapping (O_O)
A nuk (what’s a nuk?)
Loving
The fashion police!
A home
Your prayers today
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:15 am
Jeremy needs:
1) Guidance to grow into a man
2) Anger management
3) TO DIE!
4) Sailing networks
5) A clan
Fun stuff
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Tim needs:
to dump his lame girl.
Facebook.
to develop a sense of trust in trustworthy adults.
this virtual school option.
to be carefully managed.
you!
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Matt needs
- to date a midget or something next. (Won’t knock it til I’ve rocked it.)
- new wheels. (150,000 miles says yes.)
- a Valentine. (True but late.)
- to not play every little blog meme that comes along. (Couldn’t have said it better myself.)
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Rob needs
- Therapy
- a job
- a new blazer
- us to make a donation
- “Robert Needs” personal website…that wasn’t fun.
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Apparently I need:
-a nap,
-a home
-prayers
-documentation
-debugging hooks
but the top search said that “pfizer needs me, more than I need pfizer” which couldn’t be more true!
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Jessica Needs……
coffee (absolutely)
to stop dressing like a slut (lol)
a bigger Al-Bra (?)
her “Eric” time (possibly….who is this Eric?)
help (I suppose, to generic to prove or disprove).
Fun idea!
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Kate Needs:
- A Shave (umm>?)
- A cold shower
- Facebook
- A date
- A pinup photographer
- Zoomdoggle.. WTF?? nar just kiddin
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Christina needs:
-To realize that she, in fact, is not a badass
-To go
-Help
-Spectacles
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Sam Needs:
-a ‘doggie bag’
- a new job
- chemo! (yes, the exclamation point WAS included)
- to solve the energy crisis
- an exit strategy
- a shower
- London
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Craig needs
-To sell his ’92 Saturn SL2
-To please a lot more fans…
-A hug
-To get his facts straight over salmon
-Your help
-Viagra
February 23rd, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Mine’s kinda erratic…
-The last thing Corey needs is seeing his friend’s body ripped apart by a blast in front of his eyes.
-LYNX.
-A haircut.
-To modify his round tent. (I don’t even know what that is O__o…)
-A Job. How did they know xP?
-A family.
-To shave. *Rubs face* It’s true xD.
-Some Webspace.
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Ursula needs…
-to get her head on straigh.
-a spooky halloween costume…and it’s your job to find her one!
-a Nap.
-a day out.
-to sever her ties from everyone else.
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Melanie needs:
1) to find a “happy medium between being a strong female and being oversealous in her opinions”.
help.
2) to add some sparkle and colour back to her wardrobe.
3) A BF !
4) to travel a long way in a short time.
5) a 48 hour day so I can do everything I want to do!
6) to Study.
7) a diamond necklace.
Much of this is true! Much of this is also off other Googled “Melanie needs…” lists!
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:41 pm
that “cool happy face” was a number 8 followed by a parethesis!
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Tania needs:
- a big, long holiday
- no one on this earth to defend her
- two parents who will love her unconditionally
- a break from the world; and my personal favourite…
- to join Jarrod for lunch at Subway (she needs to eat fresh!)
February 24th, 2009 at 1:56 am
ella needs:
a home
a fella
sunglasses NOW!
some positive thoughts
a new dress
a drink
and love
but don’t we all
February 24th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Nothing came up for mine so I guess….
Marc Johnathan needs:
nothing
February 24th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Heather needs:
Help
Sex help
A family
A vacation
A ‘lifee, lmfao’
February 25th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Mandy Needs:
(about halfway down)
A Man
Even Google has jokes!
February 25th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Kelly Needs…
-To keep the drama going on (Totally!)
-Help (Eh, every now and then, I guess)
-Her brother backstage (Not really, no…)
-A quivering antennae (Lol whut?)
-A new job (Just a job in general…)
-A new attitude (No!)
-To Be In My Life, Always (Aw…)
February 25th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Patricia needs…
-a full service hotel that includes room service or a restaurant attached to the hotel. [Actually...]
-to get the knowledge of Art for Healing and Change [Wouldn't hurt!]
-a loan of 2000 soles; money that will be invested in buying different types of shoes. [AMEN!]
- a job now. [Well... sure...]
February 27th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Odette needs…
- burgers (totally)
- more surgery (not yet?)
- a new face (i was just getting used to mine)
- to turn 98 more or gain 2444 more Vampire points to reach the next level (WTF?)
- to stay youthful (I wish!)
March 6th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Sarah needs…
(Guess the post was popular cuz several blog posts on google with a list of what “sarah needs” already)
a Cold shower, self-esteem
more love
to get her life back and establish herself as the person in charge
a date, maybe some fun
sponsors to compete.
to hand him one of those weapons that went off without warning (my favorite! Who writes that?)
Batteries
a miracle
a wii
a new mummy for sale
Guess I need a lot ^^
March 10th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Teresa needs:
To lay off the sauce.
One more miracle to become a saint.
Needs the opportunity to be a kid.
Teresa needs to confirm her commitment to her new unmarried life. …
Teresa needs a party at the beach
March 12th, 2009 at 3:05 am
Kirsten needs:
to dirty it up a bit
to start
an adoptive home
to become a philosopher
lithium
March 16th, 2009 at 2:11 am
Judy Needs: 1.to go to anger management ( &**@$&% I thought I was getting that under control) 2.a television set (yeah, wall mounted!) 3.to get out of shelter (uhhhh) 4.a guardian angel (now that would be nice) 5.to pay her taxes (that’s where the guardian angel comes in! LOL) 6.Counseling (welllll, okay, maybe)
March 19th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Jen needs:
-to have a session or two with a therapist (not true)
-a muzzle (not true)
-more tattoos (very true)
-a break (also very true)
-to be a my little pony(???)
-a verb( I could use quite a few verbs right now, thanks.)
-human anatomy lessons (nah, I’m good with anatomy)