The interwebs are littered with love and marriage calculators, time to check in with the only one that matters. According to Divorce360’s calculations, me and my cat Spanx are do for a breakup in 24 months or so. Better to know now though. Better to know now.
When are you set to split from whoever (or whatever) it is you hold dear?
LINK: Divorce360.
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Sent you my address. Brightened my day, seeing this!
December 1st, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Me and my Wii only have a few years left.
It’s more than I was expecting though, so I’ve got no complaints.
December 1st, 2008 at 2:36 pm
No divorce from me. Wait though, that was for me and my husband. Trying it again with our boys… nothing lasts forever.
December 1st, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Me and cable = soon to be done. Mad Men never understood each other anyway.