Generatus
How much time do you waste writing status updates to Facebook? It’s ok, step one is admitting you have a problem (the day I came up with “Jake is… was and always will be” I was so pleased I posted it three times). No more. Generatus.com takes all the guesswork out of snappy status generation. Give it a name, a sex, a tag filter or two and viola:
Jake is traveling at the lead of spite.
Jake knows that it’s a dog eat dog world… and vice versa.
Jake is selling a parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain.
Jake is plummeting to the top.
Got a good one? Let us know; post it below.
LINK: Generatus.
November 11th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Jake is afraid that the only thing we have to fear is something that’s more fun than fun itself.
Jake is wondering whether his left hand really doesn’t know what his right hand is doing.
Jake is joining the Committee to Prevent Steven Spielberg and Will Smith From Remaking Oldboy.
Jake is growing a beard. Constantly.
Jake is a prepubescent boy in a post-pubescent body.
Jake is having fun, funnily enough.
Jake is having a tough time deciding between unavoidable distraction and over procrastination.
Jake is to cupcake as Turkey is to ______________.
Jake is finding himself unavoidably drawn to the hilariousness that is The Now Show (http://thisisthenoshow.blogspot.com/)
November 11th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Ok, that last one should be “The No Show”. Dammit.
November 11th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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