von Hottie’s Pic of the Week 3
This week, our personal pin-up and spiritual guru Laura von Hottie takes the show to the cross-roads of the world. She’s also asked that I remind you that, while she is hard at work on next year’s calendar, 2008 is still available—FOR FREE—as long as you’re serving in the armed forces. Yup, you heard me right, if you’re wearing the uniform and stationed overseas, just drop her a note and she’ll drop one in the mail for you. The email is vonhottie at vonhottie.com.
NOTE: As always, photo credit goes to Lucas Stoffel.
LINK: Vonhottie.




October 9th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Please note that the woman in green is so ashamed of her own appearance compared to von Hottie, her vagina has become a black hole of shame. It threatens to collapse all of Manhattan into it’s dark realm.
October 9th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
yay she’s back!! has anyone ever seen her?
October 9th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Matt, that’s amazing. In the 5 months since we first put the site together, no single comment has actually made me laugh out loud. Not LOL. Really laugh out loud. I read it. Then I looked at the picture. Then I read it again, and laughed. Out loud. Someone buy this guy a pony, you rock.
October 9th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Matt, I second Jake’s remark. LOL’s are like fake orgasms but you my friend, you nailed it.
Give this man a free calendar!
October 9th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Wow. I don’t even know what to say. Katz deli should know about this… it’s much better than their “send a salami to your boy in the army” campaign.
October 11th, 2008 at 3:48 am
OMG - Von Hottie, if ONLY I could roam free in Times Square in my freedom suit. Instead, I appease the corporate masses while trying to stay true to myself by dodging out for snippets of sunlight. Pardon me, Matt, if while I dash from the Bank of America back to my office my dress hikes up. Busy women rise. That’s how it works. And Von Hottie is all about women rising–so Green Dress–you work it girl. Women rule. Kisses, Von Hottlette.