von Hottie’s Pic of the Week 3

This week, our personal pin-up and spiritual guru Laura von Hottie takes the show to the cross-roads of the world. She’s also asked that I remind you that, while she is hard at work on next year’s calendar, 2008 is still available—FOR FREE—as long as you’re serving in the armed forces. Yup, you heard me right, if you’re wearing the uniform and stationed overseas, just drop her a note and she’ll drop one in the mail for you. The email is vonhottie at vonhottie.com.

NOTE: As always, photo credit goes to Lucas Stoffel.

LINK: Vonhottie.

6 Responses to “von Hottie’s Pic of the Week 3”

  1. Matt says:

    Please note that the woman in green is so ashamed of her own appearance compared to von Hottie, her vagina has become a black hole of shame. It threatens to collapse all of Manhattan into it’s dark realm.

  2. lucrecia says:

    yay she’s back!! has anyone ever seen her?

  3. jakehimself says:

    Matt, that’s amazing. In the 5 months since we first put the site together, no single comment has actually made me laugh out loud. Not LOL. Really laugh out loud. I read it. Then I looked at the picture. Then I read it again, and laughed. Out loud. Someone buy this guy a pony, you rock.

  4. Yianni Garcia says:

    Matt, I second Jake’s remark. LOL’s are like fake orgasms but you my friend, you nailed it.

    Give this man a free calendar!

  5. Aaron says:

    Wow. I don’t even know what to say. Katz deli should know about this… it’s much better than their “send a salami to your boy in the army” campaign.

  6. Von Hottlette says:

    OMG - Von Hottie, if ONLY I could roam free in Times Square in my freedom suit. Instead, I appease the corporate masses while trying to stay true to myself by dodging out for snippets of sunlight. Pardon me, Matt, if while I dash from the Bank of America back to my office my dress hikes up. Busy women rise. That’s how it works. And Von Hottie is all about women rising–so Green Dress–you work it girl. Women rule. Kisses, Von Hottlette.

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