Where prisoners have “the yard”, and Gladiators had the Coliseum, we, normal men have the armrest. The center armrest. Shared with strangers and hotly contested, owning it is the ultimate expression of masculinity. It’s time to take your balls out of your purse and jostle over it center armrest just like in real life!
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heather: hahahahaha! I know he plays the exact same character in every role he’s in, but how can you not love this...
Tex: ive done that in real life. its called tyme travel
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Julia: Congrats!
samuel: Cool idea, but that phrase is too memorable to actually count for the record imo.
Anon: MLIA
September 30th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Oooh. Right in the face bone!
September 30th, 2008 at 10:11 am
That’s why you gotta get to the theater early people. Other tricks I employ to own the center piece: putting a jacket in the seat next to me, spreading my legs wide so they have to shift over in their seat, then making the grab, and of course, just plain looking crazy!
September 30th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Want to creep out the guy next to you? Raise the armrest completely. Odds are, he switches seats and you’re sitting pretty.
September 30th, 2008 at 10:14 am
“Ring the alarm, and I’m throwin’ elbows!”
October 1st, 2008 at 1:30 pm
A wise man once told me that the best way to get someone to not sit next to you is pat their prospective seat and smile at them.