Zoomdoggle: More fun than work!

Tired of something common sized? Dreaming to have the larger size? Here is the steps towards super-sizing a regular condom. The funny video clip makes you think and catch your attention. Don’t think in the wrong way, there is no need to be shy talking about the condom since some one has said, “Apple A Day keeps A Doctor Away” and now here is the saying, “Condom A Day Keeps An AIDS Away”

This doggle bought to you by Yogesh, my trusted (even though I’ve never met him in person) personal assistant / sidekick I’ve outsourced my blogging to though a company called Tasks Everyday. The man is one comedian, one part educator, and 100% my hero!

The Argentine lake duck, a bird weighing less than a pound, has a punishing 16-inch donger. It is the longest of any bird known so far.

LINK: Nationalgeographic.

You know we love a good mosaic…

Check out Édouard Manet’s ‘Bar at the Folies Bergere.’

And now the same picture done entirely from those Pantone chips they give you at the hardware store to pick out your paint.

Word on the street is it took some 5,000 chips, four nights, and more than a little know how.

Wowsers.

LINK: Tinfraserbrown via Swissmiss.

Just like Connect 4, only bloopier!

Getting packages is fun. Popping the wrap they come in, is orgasmic. It’s like an air-filled zit that sheiks when you squeeze. A champaign bottle with nothing but cork. A speed-bump for your fingers, that never wins. Here have a pop on us.

Click “Manic Mode” for the multi-pop, machine-gun effect.

LINK: Therightfoot.

You know those silly posters your boss paid way too much for? You know the ones, they say things like “There’s no u in failure” and have a pictures of Bald Eagles feeding their young. Time to make your own. Click the link, it’s simple and easy… only they give you no templates for the writing, so you’re going to have to get creative.

Boo-ya, now all you need is a printer and frame and you’re ready to leave your mark on corporate America!

LINK: Bighugelabs.

Ever had that dream where you’re catapulted 26 feet in the air into a swimming pool or foam pit? Er, you will now. From the same people that brought you David Hasslehoff pop singer and shizer porn (the Germans) comes The AirKick, possibly the greatest pool toy ever invented.

Organizer Jochen Schweizer explains, “It propels participants through the air in a pre-calculated parabolic trajectory using a special combination of air pressure and water recoil technology.” Not sure what any of that means, but I’m pretty sure the third time I read it I got moist down below.

LINK: Gizmodo.

Have you got bored answering your teacher’s questions? Then just for a change, try to answer the Devil Questions to figure out how much your soul is worth! Its fun to answer his queries and earn soul dollars. Isn’t that fun? Play and have fun, you are going to get pleasure playing this game but hmm…. still be alert….

LINK: Howmuchisyoursoulworth.

This doggle bought to you by Yogesh, my trusted (even though I’ve never met him in person) personal assistant / sidekick I’ve outsourced my blogging to though a company called Tasks Everyday. I feel like there’s more going on in this post than I understand. I’m thinking of setting up a phone interview with Yogesh to answer, well, any and all questions. I’d know what I’d like to ask, but is there anything you’d like to know?

Last weekend I headed down to Ashville, NC to spend a little time with the fam. While I was there I picked up these things call Laser Finger Beams for my nephew. They’re just little lights you wear on your hands, but I figured 5-year-old Oscar would like them.

Turns out he’s not the only one. Remember Shoot Booth, that fun photo-booth that lets you write with light? You can do the same thing with just about any movable light-source and a simple point-and-shoot camera.

Here’s how:

Step 1. Set your camera to “shutter-lag.” It’s sounds advanced, but it’s not. Depending on the model, the setting either looks like a flash with a little “SL” after, or sometimes it’s an icon of guy and a half moon. What it’s meant to do is expose the foreground with the flash, then leave the shutter open to get the background. Perfect for a portrait in front of a twinkling city lights at night.

Step 2. Have someone take a picture of you, holding your light source (in this case, my finger lasers).

Step 3. As soon as the flash goes off, start move the light. You’ll apeare frozen in the frame, but the bright light you’re holding can still draw in the air.

Fun, right?

It’s no secret that we here at the doggle love a good game. And we like making things. So when we found PlayCrafter, we were as happy as a pig in shit. A shit pig who’d just found a simple drag and drop way of making your own flash games. Everything is customizable. Pick a template, upload a background, arrange the pieces, you get the idea. When you’re done you can embed it anywhere you like. It’s free and easy.

Got a minute to spare? Wander over there and make a game. A Zoomdoggle game. Then email it to games at zoomdoggle dot com. We’ve already promised out nearly our whole budget this month, but if you come up with something worth posting, we’ll come up with a suitable way of saying thanks.

LINK: Playcrafter.