How Many Goats Are You Worth?
Time to calculate your dowry the easy way. Some of the questions asked in this simply quiz are harder than others, but it’s well worth the effort to know your actual Blue Book value. Me? I’m worth six goats. Not quite a herd, but enough to get you started.
On a side note, having taken the quiz three times (I was desperate to know how the deserted island question related to my overall goat worth) I’m starting to wonder if it’s not all just a clever advertisement for something called CattleMax. I’ve gotta ask though; is there really that much cross over between mindless quiz takers and thems in need of “cattle management software”? Oh well. Mine is not to question… mine is just to smile. Six goats they say; that’s nothing to be ashamed of.
LINK: Howmanygoats.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:11 am
9 goats! And they told me i was beautiful!
August 8th, 2008 at 6:30 am
10 goats. i’m a lucky lady!
August 8th, 2008 at 11:49 am
The EPA estimates a human life to cost $6.9 million dollars:
http://www.truthout.org/article/us-environmental-agency-lowers-value-a-human-life
Using the figures found on this website:
http://www.ag.ndsu.edu/pubs/alt-ag/angora.htm
I calculated an Angora goat to cost around $116.80 ($14,600 / 125 goats).
At that rate the average human is worth around 5,9075.34 goats.
Sounds to me that someone is cooking the books at HowManyGoats.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
I’m worth 9 goats also!! I feel better now. LOL.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
9 goats. But, I wasn’t sure it was the end of the quiz. They way they write it it’s almost like it’s another question or something. Now the question I’m asking is; Who want’s 9 goats? I’m up for grabs boys…
April 5th, 2009 at 6:17 am
8 goats and her sister! yay
June 26th, 2009 at 6:41 am
Same as Knut.
August 28th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
10 GOATS! and im not even thinking about marriage yet.
October 13th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Cool, I’m worth 7. “Many fathers would give up many goats for you.”
February 12th, 2010 at 8:37 am
it said im worth 6 goats. but this brown-toothed man on the beach said i was worth 2000 camels while i was on holiday in tunisia. I laughed. I think he was serious =/
March 29th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Oh hell yeah, I’m worth 10 goats!
March 29th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
=] 9 Goats I feel like I am actually worth something now haha
March 29th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
8 goats! I think that’s respectable. Probably the fact that i wouldn’t kill 98 other people for my loved one lowered my count….
March 29th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
i am worth 8. riley is worth 7. i win
March 29th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
i got 10
March 29th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
9 goats baby and im butiful and this is funny and true Today at work I sold an Indiana Jones game to a guy who was dressed like Indiana Jones.
March 29th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
i got 7 and i still don’t know if this is good or bad……
March 29th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
I got 7 and i still don’t know if this is a good thing or not….
March 29th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
wat is moderation??
March 29th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
omg what does a “goat” mean or stand for or watever?
March 29th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
9 goats score baby. lol my cousin got 6 goats
March 29th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Woot! I’m worth 10 goats & I’m marriage material!
March 29th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
That’s because one goat is equal to 333 camels. DUH.
March 29th, 2010 at 5:54 pm
I’m worth 9 goats. :p
March 29th, 2010 at 6:41 pm
I’m worth 10 goats and my sister is worth 9 i feel like my life is complete knowing that i am worth more goats then my sister. MLIA!!
March 29th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
i am worth 8 goats….awsome…im so telling this to my friends XD
March 29th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
im worth 5 goats….be jealous
March 29th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
10 Goats!. Marriage material (i can’t get married leagally yet…). Natalie Portman, is that you?( yeah.no.)
March 29th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
What is the point of this?!?!?!? D: D: D:
March 29th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
10 goats! And apparently I’m on the same level as Natalie Portman. Wow dang!
March 29th, 2010 at 7:53 pm
I just wanted everyone to know that I came here because of MLIA. Thank you, goodbye.
March 29th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
It just said many fathers would give many goats for you… didn’t gimme a number..
March 29th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
lol i got 8 with their brother…im happy if he’s hot
March 29th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
10 goats, and it said I was marriage material
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March 30th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
10 goats! And yes, I am Natalie Portman
March 30th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
i’m worth 7,wtf well i’ll take that
March 30th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
IM WORTH 9!!! u have no idea how happy that makes me!!
April 2nd, 2010 at 1:02 am
10. Marriage material. Natalie Portman, is that you?
April 6th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
I am worth 7! Not half bad for a dude over 35, right?!
April 22nd, 2010 at 1:01 pm
same as Knut.
April 23rd, 2010 at 9:33 am
I worth 10 goats! George Clooney is that you?
Thank you MLIA!
June 23rd, 2010 at 3:55 am
I came here because of MLIA too.:D I’m worth 9 goats
June 23rd, 2010 at 5:26 am
lol 9 goats woot
June 26th, 2010 at 8:06 am
10 goats! hell to the yes!
July 2nd, 2010 at 6:52 pm
MLIA