Quick, what’s the first thing you do when you check into a hotel room? Is it…
A. Pull back the top sheet. Who knows what sickness that thing hides.
B. Count the items in the mini-bar. Better not get billed for something you didn’t drink.
C. Check in with loved ones. No point in their worrying about your safe arrival.
D. Doggle.
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Pick up someone else's camera.
Let your face get completely slack.
Shake hard.
Flash.
Wait for it to be found.
Smile.
The next time someone picks you up in their car - say a friend or family member - climb in the back, right-hand seat, leaving the front passenger seat empty. With a straight face, tell 'em where to. It's a little game I call "Chauffeur." Fun.
Write the letters "B" and "R" on a one-dollar bill. Tuck your boner anywhere you please. Pull it out when least expected for maximum effect.
For this one, you need to be in the back of a car.
And you can't be the only one there.
first, let your body go limp (it helps to imagine you've actually got no bones).
Next, undo you're seatbelt.
Now play Jello.
The fun starts midway through the first turn one.
On a hot day, few things beat "stinky ice cream":
While eating with a friend, ask if their's smells funny too.
When they go in for a whiff, give the old elbow a little bump.
Not too hard, just enough to powder their nose.
July 9th, 2008 at 6:34 am
a wise man once told me that hotel rooms are “only for trashing or f#@*ing”.