Play Super Chuck Norris Bros.

Chuck Norris

If you’re anything like me, you already know that Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. And that Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open, can eat just one Lay’s potato chip, and eats steak for every single meal (though most times he forgets to kill the cow). You’re also well aware of how awesome Super Mario Bros. is. So it was only a matter of time before these two great tastes, tasked great together.

Meet Super Mario Norris.

It’s a simple game really (flash based, only one board, nothing can hurt Chuck and the points pretty much come for free), if a bit confusing (why is everything written in Spanish?). Presumably though, it’s the way Chuck would want it. And as you’re no doubt aware, Chuck gets what Chuck wants. Besides, there’s no better way to start the day. End of story.

LINK: Gameshot.

2 Responses to “Play Super Chuck Norris Bros.”

  1. interstella says:

    It is written in Portuguese, not Spanish. Probably because it was created, better saing, bootlegged in Brazil.

  2. STPH says:

    Don’t forget, Chuck Norris can clap with one hand AND he counted to infinity. twice.

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