Name Your Wang
If you’re anything like us, you don’t wear a cup to play ball. Letting your junk flop around is half the fun. But just because you leave the wean-bean unprotected on the field, doesn’t mean you should hang it out to dry in the courtroom. Guard your guy from would-be name-thieves at the one and only Wang Registry.
What’s that, you say you never took the time to name your tool? (Maybe we’re not cut from the same cloth after all.) Might we recommend for you the Penis Name Generator. For Zoomdoggle it came up with “The One Eyed Wonder Weasel.” Sure, we could do better if we set our mind to it, but we’ve got bigger things on our plate. Remember how we got lucky before? This time we’re trying to make change with thumbtacks. You’ll have to come back tomorrow to see what we’re talking about…
Link: NameYourPenis.
June 12th, 2008 at 10:09 am
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