Slow Punch
Greatest. Video. Ever. End of story.
Makes us want to play “three inches.” You remember that one:
1. Places your fist against your competitor’s shoulder with the pinkie side against their arm and the thumb side pointing out. (A fist being approximately three inches wide, this is how you gauge the proper distance).
2. Put your other fist against your measuring hand’s thumb. This hand should be pointed at them, knuckle side down.
3. Remove hand one and, without cocking your other fist back any further, punch away.
4. After each hit, the hitter becomes the hitee. Keep at it until one of you gets a dead-arm.
NOTE: The trick is in drilling away at exactly the same spot again and again. And knuckles. Use your knuckles. Eventually you’ll leave a bruise.
Link: Myspace.



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