June 13, 2008
Presi-Doggle: Look what we did
The next president of the US… done with office supplies, right here in the office. Whatever.
Seems I might have miscounted on the delegates. Damn clairvoyance acting up again. Whatever.
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Life's Simple Pleasures:
Pick up someone else's camera.
Let your face got completely slack.
Shake hard.
Flash.
Wait for it to be found.
Smile.
The next time someone picks you up in their car - say a friend or family member - climb in the back, right-hand seat, leaving the front passenger seat empty. With a straight face, tell 'em where to. It's a little game I call "Chauffeur." Fun.
Write the letters "B" and "R" on a one-dollar bill. Tuck your boner anywhere you please. Pull it out when least expected for maximum effect.
For this one, you need to be in the back of a car.
And you can't be the only one there.
first, let your body go limp (it helps to imagine you've actually got no bones).
Next, undo you're seatbelt.
Now play Jello.
The fun starts midway through the first turn one.
On a hot day, few things beat "stinky ice cream":
While eating with a friend, ask if their's smells funny too.
When they go in for a whiff, give the old elbow a little bump.
Not too hard, just enough to powder their nose.
Run up an escalator.
Don't be scared.
Getting to the top is all the joy of winning a marathon, without any of the pesky pants-pooping.
Tag someone without warning and run. Now they're it.
This one's easy, the next time you get on an elevator, simply face the wrong way.
Make no mention of it.
Watch how others react.
Put a penny on a train track... back away and wait. I promise it's won't hurt the train any. The penny on the other hand? Well, you know. You probably did this one in high-school.
Hit someone with a pillow. Don't be scared, even if they're not expecting it, if there's a pillow nearby, they'll probably hit you back. Fair is fair. Sometimes starting a war is fun.
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Why would you do this of Obama, of all people?
His ties to his disaster pastors, and class A jerks like Bill Ayers pretty much seal the deal for me. Obama is a turd. Ugh.
Because he couldn’t find a snapshot of Kevin June to reference, ass.
Great work!
Ha… if June really is your name. Dun dun dun. Maybe I’m the ass.
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Little bit of Red state, little bit of blue state. Majority is white - undecided?
prayin they swing GOP….
Obamania, it’s sweeping the nation.
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Nice
cool. in a lot of ways.
ok ok
it nice so far
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