Oh my god, we’ve been dreaming of this day our whole lives. The day someone, somewhere, cracked the code. From the look of things, the Germans have done it!
Anyone speak German? Anything we should know before we put on our trunks and get on the plane? This might have to be our next mission.
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Anna: 100% Because I didnt apply real world knowledge. I just took them as they were....
Mia: i like how the announcer is like, “what’s our excuse, america?”
Jane: 93%. I’m in on the rebellion. Boo to philosophical loopholes and far-fetched...
Rob: I just wanted to say thank you for the letter. I had just driven 500 miles to get back to...
claire: why did the elephant put a banana peel on her head? cause blondes have more fun! my...
GeorgeW: Brought a tear to my eye 
Sam: 93%. I think we should stage a rebellion against that last one. GeorgeW: I got 60%… But that’s because I didn’t apply real world knowledge. I... GeorgeW: I’m willing… but the whole able part…. I might be a little lacking....
heather: 93%, that last one is tricky!
Pick up someone else's camera.
Let your face get completely slack.
Shake hard.
Flash.
Wait for it to be found.
Smile.
The next time someone picks you up in their car - say a friend or family member - climb in the back, right-hand seat, leaving the front passenger seat empty. With a straight face, tell 'em where to. It's a little game I call "Chauffeur." Fun.
Write the letters "B" and "R" on a one-dollar bill. Tuck your boner anywhere you please. Pull it out when least expected for maximum effect.
For this one, you need to be in the back of a car.
And you can't be the only one there.
first, let your body go limp (it helps to imagine you've actually got no bones).
Next, undo you're seatbelt.
Now play Jello.
The fun starts midway through the first turn one.
On a hot day, few things beat "stinky ice cream":
While eating with a friend, ask if their's smells funny too.
When they go in for a whiff, give the old elbow a little bump.
Not too hard, just enough to powder their nose.
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July 15th, 2008 at 7:22 am
I’m German; I’ll try to watch the video after work and try to give you some information if needed.
October 4th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
If you go, you must go Speeeeeeeeeedo-ified!!!