If Zoomdoggle were a festival, what would it be?
Gumball Rally? Too pricey.
The Testicle Festival? Too high-brow.
Hide & Seek - the festival of evasive, childlike games and technology? Without a doubt.
Don’t know what I’m talking about? Check out last year’s.
This year’s kicks off on the 27th… In London. And though I’m broke as a joke, and the dollar is worth about as much as a high-five from a frat-boy, I’m thinking it’s time to smash the piggy.
Link: Hideandseekfest.
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Pick up someone else's camera.
Let your face get completely slack.
Shake hard.
Flash.
Wait for it to be found.
Smile.
The next time someone picks you up in their car - say a friend or family member - climb in the back, right-hand seat, leaving the front passenger seat empty. With a straight face, tell 'em where to. It's a little game I call "Chauffeur." Fun.
Write the letters "B" and "R" on a one-dollar bill. Tuck your boner anywhere you please. Pull it out when least expected for maximum effect.
For this one, you need to be in the back of a car.
And you can't be the only one there.
first, let your body go limp (it helps to imagine you've actually got no bones).
Next, undo you're seatbelt.
Now play Jello.
The fun starts midway through the first turn one.
On a hot day, few things beat "stinky ice cream":
While eating with a friend, ask if their's smells funny too.
When they go in for a whiff, give the old elbow a little bump.
Not too hard, just enough to powder their nose.
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