June 27, 2008
Hat-Doggle
Do the British know how to doggle or what?
First person to tell me where to get one wins, um, a picture of me enjoying my prize.
Link: Bestweekever.
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Life's Simple Pleasures:
Pick up someone else's camera.
Let your face got completely slack.
Shake hard.
Flash.
Wait for it to be found.
Smile.
The next time someone picks you up in their car - say a friend or family member - climb in the back, right-hand seat, leaving the front passenger seat empty. With a straight face, tell 'em where to. It's a little game I call "Chauffeur." Fun.
Write the letters "B" and "R" on a one-dollar bill. Tuck your boner anywhere you please. Pull it out when least expected for maximum effect.
For this one, you need to be in the back of a car.
And you can't be the only one there.
first, let your body go limp (it helps to imagine you've actually got no bones).
Next, undo you're seatbelt.
Now play Jello.
The fun starts midway through the first turn one.
On a hot day, few things beat "stinky ice cream":
While eating with a friend, ask if their's smells funny too.
When they go in for a whiff, give the old elbow a little bump.
Not too hard, just enough to powder their nose.
Run up an escalator.
Don't be scared.
Getting to the top is all the joy of winning a marathon, without any of the pesky pants-pooping.
Tag someone without warning and run. Now they're it.
This one's easy, the next time you get on an elevator, simply face the wrong way.
Make no mention of it.
Watch how others react.
Put a penny on a train track... back away and wait. I promise it's won't hurt the train any. The penny on the other hand? Well, you know. You probably did this one in high-school.
Hit someone with a pillow. Don't be scared, even if they're not expecting it, if there's a pillow nearby, they'll probably hit you back. Fair is fair. Sometimes starting a war is fun.
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Not sure…but it looks a lot like the wild and crazy hats they wear at the Royal Ascot in Britain. If you ever saw “My Fair Lady”, you might remember the scene at the races with all the marvelous millinery–that was Ascot. Here’s a link with some more pictures; most are not quite so nutty, but there is the gal with the flower bedecked martini glass on her head…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-463177/Welcome-egalitarian-Ascot.html
And here’s a place that sells Royal Ascot style hats…but if you want the crazy ones, that’s likely a custom job:
http://www.maggiemae.com/RoyalAscothats.htm