June 27, 2008
Book-Doggle
Up until last night I thought there were only three things I could do with my tallywhacker:
1. Make women smile.
2. Pass water.
3. Hold as if I was going to pass water. Think about making women smile. And crank out some smiles of my own.
Then a lady-friend bought me the Penis Pokey book!
Every page features a hole… a hole that lets Professor Ween-bean play dress-up!
My favorite is the monkey.
BONUS: If you got the Photofetti we spoke of earlier, you can do all kinds of stuff.
Link: Penispoket.
I’m not going to visualize that too much but it does remind me of something I saw years ago. The Japanese create a specific type of origami which is used to decorate the Old Chap.
The idea is you don the paper device and chase your partner around the place, sort of role-play style.
The paper models were pretty cool - dragons mostly.
I’d find a link but can’t quite be bothered….you can haver fun with that Jake
When you click on the link to buy it, it leads you to Amazon where you can purchase a USED copy for $1.86. EEW!