We’ve all eaten more than our fare share of candy bars in our day, so you would think indentifying a candy bar just by looking at its innards would be easy. It’s actually harder than you’d think … and way more fun. Can you name this mound of nougat?
How about this one?
Hit the vending machine for research, then ponder this one:
Ready for the answers? Click on over to the official quiz. It made my day. The only way this quiz could possibly be better is if it were beamed over the Internet via WonkaVision.
We love joining a drum circle, as much as the next person, but do you know what the real problem with a drum circle is? There’s never any place to rest your drink. Until now. This may well be God’s gift to furniture.
A table that makes drum sounds when you hit it — how cool is that? Bet this is how all the furniture at Tommy Lee’s house works.
I haven’t looked through the site all the way yet, but I’m guessing it costs a ton. Sometimes a good doggle does.
Question: Ever inquisitive friend of the doggle Aaron asks “If Zoomdoggle were a store, how would it advertise?”
Answer: Exactly like this! Try watching without smiling. Impossible. Really. Just try.
In fact, we’re thinking of making this the official Zoomdoggle theme song. Zoomdoggle should be the kind of place where fish and lizards hang out with cats and chinchillas!
Time for another doggle you can do at your desk. This time though, one the whole office can get in on. You know the game Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon? This is like that. Only with Wikipedia. And fun. Here’s how it works, start with two seemingly unconnected things, say Teletubbies and Xenon gas. Next, connect the two in six jumps or less.
I went from Teletubbies to 3-2-1 Contact, a show about science that I used to watch when I was young. Because Contact is about science (and Xenon is a gas), it makes sense to click there next.
Go ahead, push the RANDOM DOGGLE generator button!
To DOGGLE:
The simple pursuit of fun for fun's sake.
ZOOM-doggle:
1. A blagazine built on a platform of fun and bent on getting others to join the show.
2. One man's desperate attempt to enjoy the work day and beyond.
Life's Simple Pleasures:
Pick up someone else's camera.
Let your face got completely slack.
Shake hard.
Flash.
Wait for it to be found.
Smile.
The next time someone picks you up in their car - say a friend or family member - climb in the back, right-hand seat, leaving the front passenger seat empty. With a straight face, tell 'em where to. It's a little game I call "Chauffeur." Fun.
Write the letters "B" and "R" on a one-dollar bill. Tuck your boner anywhere you please. Pull it out when least expected for maximum effect.
For this one, you need to be in the back of a car.
And you can't be the only one there.
first, let your body go limp (it helps to imagine you've actually got no bones).
Next, undo you're seatbelt.
Now play Jello.
The fun starts midway through the first turn one.
On a hot day, few things beat "stinky ice cream":
While eating with a friend, ask if their's smells funny too.
When they go in for a whiff, give the old elbow a little bump.
Not too hard, just enough to powder their nose.
Run up an escalator.
Don't be scared.
Getting to the top is all the joy of winning a marathon, without any of the pesky pants-pooping.
Tag someone without warning and run. Now they're it.
This one's easy, the next time you get on an elevator, simply face the wrong way. Make no mention of it. Watch how others react.
Put a penny on a train track... back away and wait. I promise it's won't hurt the train any. The penny on the other hand? Well, you know. You probably did this one in high-school.
Hit someone with a pillow. Don't be scared, even if they're not expecting it, if there's a pillow nearby, they'll probably hit you back. Fair is fair. Sometimes starting a war is fun.
